National Eat Pussy Day

This wonderful holiday falls on June 24th

Jessica:You hear what tomorrow is?

Tom:The 24th?

Jessica:No National Eat Pussy Day!

by TheMoreYouknow101 June 22, 2018

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NATIONAL AMBER TURD DAY

JULY 1ST!
A DAY DEDICATED TO AMBER HEARD

HEY! IT'S JULY 1ST HAPPY NATIONAL AMBER TURD DAY

by SURGETVHD June 23, 2022

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National Oldest Sibling Day

National oldest sibling day is a day to be thankful for the oldest sibling for basically being a 3rd parent, they sacrificed many things for the young ones, and most of all, get yelled at the most.

National oldest sibling day takes place on July 15th

Guy 1: I hate my older brother!
Guy 2: Be nice bro! It’s national oldest sibling day

by abiban74 October 16, 2019

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National r@pe day

This day is honestly stupid. Ladies/girls please stay safe and bring some pepperspray out with you or anything you can stay safe. How was this day even made a thing 🤦🏻 ♀️

Guy: it's national r@pe day tomorrow How do u use an example of that in a sentence
Stay safe. 💕

by Wtfdoiwriteforthis April 12, 2021

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National Fuck Hamish Day

April 18th is the day when you find someone named hamish and have sexual intercourse with him and do whatever pleases him.

Hamish: You know what day it is today?

Woman: Yeah it’s April 18th
Hamish: It’s also national fuck hamish day, let’s go to the closet
Woman: Well I guess it is the right day

by JeremyH128 April 15, 2019

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