Simp Biscuit

Jayson De Souza

Jayson is the biggest simp biscuit when it comes to his wife

by Haydvn February 23, 2023

UwU simp

Basically it’s finding or looking something so cute that it makes you UwU and being a simp/simply sulking in the person or thing you find cute or UwU for

I’m a fat UwU simp for kpop idols they are so cute!!!!!

by rapmonnie_kookie December 20, 2020

Kurumi._.simp

A sexy motherfucker who posts the best stuff on TikTok

Yeah that’s kurumi._.simp the guy who’s sexy and funny

by Xenostrash May 2, 2021

Simp Prison

The next level of Horny Jail

Simp: "I just donted 1000 to my queen pokikane!!!1!!1!!"
Chad: GO TO SIMP PRISON!

by I eat poop 69 January 22, 2022

alondra simp

a simp for a pretty girl name Alondra. With how perfect she is, there's a lot of Alondra simps out there.

Girl look, its clearly another Alondra simp. He's too busy thinking about getting Saturday bread for her just move on.

by Eric Yong January 28, 2022

Simp Ranboo

Ranboo who simps for male characters in videogames and a random dude on tommy's stream--

-wow he is such a simp- -yeah our pansexual ganderman is a simp ranboo-

by DreamSMPP February 7, 2022

Amber Heard Simps

the small group of mostly feminists that believe Amber Heard is innocent, despite the jury finding all her evidence to be fake and an audio recording of Heard admitting to hitting Johnny Depp. If a Johnny Depp supporter comments "#johnnydeppisinnocent or #amberturd or anything along those lines, most Heard simps will whine and comment under "Johnny Depp is a wife beater" before blocking the Depp supporter.

Person 1: I have made a goal to piss off as many Amber Heard simps as I can.
A FEW DAYS LATER
Person 2: How is your goal going?
Person 1: Good! I've gotten blocked by 10 fan accounts!

by your.mom.sheesh June 5, 2022