Noah

A complete dickhead that treats girls like shit. Don’t trust a Noah, Especially if he lives in New Zealand. Noah is narcissistic. Stay away from Noah.
“Girl, meet this guy right! I thought he was the coolest guy ever. However I got to know him, and found out that he was a complete narcissistic Jerk! And guess what, apparently I am the crazy one like all his other ex’s. He sure likes playing the victim!”

“Is his name Noah?”

“Yah…wait how did you know?”

“Sounds Just like a Noah.”
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That Noah is one Stinky Boy. PU
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A toxic person who believes the world revolves around them.
User: Noah you cant go after your sister’s ex..
Noah: she should be happy for me!
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I don’t know if I like or dislike you. you were my first ever love, and the first boy I ever had a crush on. i’m mixed ab you. I really am. you’re moving this summer and i’m gonna miss you probably really badly but still. i’m. confused. about. you. or not but it’s whatever. it’s weird how you’re so obsessed with zack even though it was so clear how inlove with you I was before.. THE CLOSET WAS GLASS. GLASS. and you still couldn’t tell I was inlove with you. esp when you were with hector. you idiot. but idc anymore. I hope you do well. or take care. don’t kys on the fourth of july either.
noah why are you so obsessed with him.
by Gaetaest June 26, 2022
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-hey noah, can you buy me a drink please(girl 15) -Yes, of course i will(Noah)
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Has a massive cock the biggest u will ever see and he gets so many girls cause he is the sexiest person ever
Girl “Omg noah has a massive cock
by Lenggg boy November 24, 2021
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He has a massive cock and get loads of girls
Girl “omg its Noah he is so sexy and has a massive cock
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