fortnite mega balls

when something really sucks, or isn't going well

"Man, this game of Rainbow Six Siege is kinda Fortnite Mega Balls"

by envacor January 31, 2025

Ultra Mega Bigback

Fletcher Wheeler

The Ultra Mega Bigback drank 200 cans of pepsi

by Forman64 August 15, 2025

Pokémon Mega EX

Getting a blumpkin while one ecstasy and Xanax

“Yo bro, let’s go to the Dennys to do a Pokémon Mega EX

by jackjackciwa August 18, 2025

The Mega Knight

involving one very overweight and hairy nude man slathering himself in mayonnaise and belly-flopping onto another man while screaming “Mega-Knight!” at the top of his lungs.

All that I heard was a slathering noise, like something wet and heavy being smeared across flesh. Then came a horrifying, guttural belch that echoed through the dark room.

“MEGAKNIGHT!”

Before I could move, a cold, slick weight flopped onto me. The smell of mayonnaise and madness filled my lungs as I struggled beneath the crushing absurdity of it all. This Caused the name The Mega Knight. I had been Mega Knighted.

by smackarooskii October 10, 2025

Middlesex Mega Stuf

When, in a one male and two WHITE female threesome, the two WHITE females engage in the 69 sex position and eat each other out. The male then defecates on the back of one of the females, tells them to roll over, and lays another log on the back of the other female, therefore covering their backs in a deep chocolate shade. The man then begins to insert his penis between the tight gap of the two women and engages in sexual thrusting until he ejaculates and fills them with his cream. The women now form a complete Oreo, and the triumverate must then lick each other clean to finish the ceremony.

"Did you hear Alice, Riley, and Tyler had a threesome?"
"Yeah, I heard Tyler pulled a major Middlesex Mega Stuf and the girls loved it."

by Tucker Rittenhouse March 24, 2026

hyper ultra mega sympa

Defines a person who is very very very friendly

Juliette is hyper ultra mega sympa because she is very very very friendly!

by TheOreo December 24, 2008

ginormous super duper mega weiner

a short kid that was in your drama class last year that always poked you and your friend with the same name in the arm with a sharp pencil.
a.k.a seth.

seth, youre a ginormous super duper mega weiner. now stop poking me with your pencil!

by corinnnnee May 21, 2008