A Matt

A Matt, is an inbred mountaineer from Virginia

Look! A Matt by that moonshine still

by AntiItalianHoosier October 28, 2020

Matt-the-cyber-cheat-northey

A narcissistic man child that will bullshit his way through a 5 year relationship by cyber cheating

We all know who messaged the neighbour on a swinging site matt-the-cyber-cheat-northey

by Tricklyfe February 05, 2022

Classic Matt

When your friend Matt (who isn't your friend) does something classic

Person 1: Matt get off yo phone, we at the movies
Matt: *silence

Person 2: Classic Matt
Person 3: Who the fuck is Matt?
Matt: *rips into bread with teeth

by yourdadsatmyhousemydude.com October 28, 2019

Matt Campbell

Matt Campbell also known as Muay Thai Kid, Mattalisks the beast or Moist Thigh Kid. He likes when his thighs are moist.

My thighs are Matt Campbell!

by spiceymemes June 15, 2018

Matt Mcdonald Surprise

The act of defecating in a sleeping bag and surrounding it with 10 empty one's and having a hooker roll around each bag until she finds the "Suprise."

The other night I won big at the casino and decided to grab a hooker and take her back to my hotel room and set up a "Matt Mcdonald Surprise." It was amazing!

by Bobby Basinger November 21, 2019

matt helms

a man who has sexual relations with a dog and names it after some girl from school

“omg he’s totally a matt helms”

by Why don't we bishh October 31, 2022

Matt Sayle

A person who stalks, harasses, and defames others online due to their frustration with their own sad life.

Did you hear about that guy in Georgia who caused that girl to commit suicide because he posted her mugshot for a false accusation everywhere online? What a total Matt Sayle.

by MrGuyDudeMan November 26, 2023