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Maths ting

A UK street term describing a child of two hybrids of different ethnicity.

When a man who is of multiple ethnicity breeds with a woman who is also of a different multiple ethnicity they produce a person with multiple ethnic genes.
Example 1:

Man who is half white half asian breeds with a half white half black woman creates a maths ting.

Example 2: (BASED ON A TRUE STORY AND INSPIRATION FOR THE ABOVE TERM)

Two men with machetes rob a man:

Man 1: "Gimmie all your money blud!"

Victim: "okay please don't hurt me"

Man 3: "wait fam, what iz you?"

Man 1: "allow it man he's a maths ting, ain't nobody got time for that now hurry up before we shank you blud!!"

Man gives him the money but they attempt to stab the victim who runs for his life any way coz that's the UK nowadays.
by FessSquad May 10, 2024
mugGet the Maths tingmug.

Math

A common misspelling of the word Meth. Is commonly used by people making the rules for a coincidentally named topic known as Mathematics.
Nate: I would like one Math please!
Not my drug dealer: dafaq?
by Sketchel March 7, 2022
mugGet the Mathmug.

Fucking with my math

When someone tries to help you out with something you're doing, but all they're doing is making it harder. The term comes from parents and how the switch to common core math and algebra only made things more complicated and harder, when the intent was to help make it easier
guy 1: *is moving something heavy through a doorway*

guy 2: "let me help you with that" *grabs the thing and starts moving it around on their own and shit*

guy 1: "can you just stop? you're fucking with my math"
by CalypsoKobold July 16, 2024
mugGet the Fucking with my mathmug.

math

since when did math turn into the alphabet
by robloxgod666 October 4, 2018
mugGet the mathmug.

Math

The one thing that everybody hates and sucks at.
by Is_drama_lama December 18, 2017
mugGet the Mathmug.

Math

Math is the greatest guy around, he’s someone that makes you laugh even when you feel bad. He’s really cute and smart and really nice. There’s never a day that goes by that you don’t want to talk to him and he has something about him that makes u want to be around him all the time.
Where is Math, i really wanna give him a hug.
by Prinxessdae October 18, 2019
mugGet the Mathmug.

Math Etc.

A period of time that two friends allocate for doing homework together but that they use for discussing their (usually failing) love lives
"You up for some Math Etc. later? I've got Calc to do and she stood me up again today."
by Plymike I February 11, 2017
mugGet the Math Etc.mug.

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