Sauce Machine

A sauce machine is a woman or man who you know to be having lots of sex. He/she is sexier than anyone who you've seen probably since your last ex girlfriend or boyfriend, and you cannot resist their sexual energy.

That lady standing at the bar is a sauce machine and she needs me to turn up the flame.

by mr.sauce machine May 1, 2011

mosquito machine gun

getting humped in the arm by a man with a tiny dick

Who was that handsome fella mosquito machine gunning you?

Oh, that's my boyfriend, you should meet him.

by casserole surprise November 4, 2014

burger machine

The burger machine, it is, what it is, the Burger Machine.

DUDE RUN ITS THE BURGER MACHINE

by marcus burgerson September 16, 2021

Big Mac Machine

A machine or tool that is constantly or permanently broken. Can also refer to people who constantly go through mental breakdowns over the smallest thing.

Customer: leme get uhh 2 big maBs wit sum Bheese
Cashier: big mac machine broke
Customer: bihhh fix that joint rn

by Hex4Nova April 8, 2017

machine gunning

Shooting objects out of your Anus rapidly.....

That stripper machine gunning half the crowd...

by NutrientubusMeaGallus August 21, 2022

Dialysis Machine

What they call a car diagnostic machine in the ghetto.

mannnnnnnnnnn mah '72 cutlass be up on dat dialysis machine to see whut wrong wit it

by g000le April 18, 2011

LOL Machine

1 A person who is very funny
2 A computer used exclusively for League of Legends

1 "Have you heard this comedian? He's hilarious, a total LOL Machine."
2 "I swear, that kid only ever uses his PC to play League of Legends. It's a total LOL Machine."

by makaveli55 September 20, 2018