machichi

slut,whore,bitch,popular skank,chode, machichi

popular bitch walks by you just yell.." MACHICHI" they will never know..haha

by candlyland.1 July 6, 2011

Machindouche

A word used to describe users of Apple products that find them selves superior to other becuase they own these products. These individuals are often found at starbucks pretending to do work, and acting extremely smug.

Wow, look at that machindouche!

I once was a machindouche, and then i realized i have no friends.

by crapple2011 October 14, 2011

macharena

The motions (inspired by the creepy dance latinos were going ape shit over in the 1990's.) that a person is forced to do when being arrested... putting the hands on the head then to the hips and behind the back, followed with the yank from behind with the hand cuffs.

This usually follows after the 'Don't take me to the pokey' dance, best described as the field sobriety test.

"I knew things were going in a bad way once I did the macharena, and spent the night in jail."

by hipstrkittn October 14, 2011

machine type

Pertaining to a firearm using high capacity ammunition feeding devices that is discharged at a high rate of speed through use of man operated mechanical means. Such as a hand crank or dual trigger.

Machine type weapons include a hand cranked gatling gun or belt fed machine gun out fitted with dual trigger or handcrank.

by PKFH January 25, 2012

machine gun blues

when your playing video games and you accidentally shoot your teammate and feel bad about it. sometimes feeling so bad that you spend the rest of the macth trying to make up for it.

person one "you shot me bro where on the same team man what the hell"

person two " sorry didn't mean to"

person one "you did that on purpose didn't you"

person two "no i didn't believe me i've got the machine gun blues right now"

by person_three May 9, 2014

machinarrhea

The brown, chunky, sludge that oozes and squirts out of the nacho chili machine at convenience stores.

The machinarrhea made a farting sound as it squirted and plopped over the nachos I held under the chili machines posterior orifice.

by KodyDawg February 19, 2015

machine lurking

What a machine hides in the dark, waiting to steal your job.

Better watch out for Apple, Google, and Facebook. They're all investing heavily in machine lurking these days.

by boltzmannbrain January 26, 2016