Ponderosa Lemon

Used as a treat. When you cut a lemon in half and smash one half in someone’s eye, and the other half up their ass.

I’ll give you a ponderosa lemon!

by Squiddlydiddlychainsaw June 2, 2018

broken down lemonade stand

when a woman stands over a man and extracts vaginal juice and pours it on the mans eyebrows

very similar to the rusty iron bullet

Dude that chick was so crazy she asked me to do the broken down lemonade stand, my eyebrows were disgusting for weeks

by cliff poopdick July 22, 2009

lemon grenade

The most lethal weapon to ever be placed on this... thingamawhatsit.

Meggie and Sashi have a lemon grenade. I am afraid to speak to them now.

by Sashi April 21, 2005

Lemon Face

1. Term used to describe the unexpected or unwelcome delivery of any of the various male fluids onto a woman's face, resulting in a "scrunched up" facial expression as though the girl had just bitten into a sour lemon.

2. The permanent facial expression of Ellen Degenerates, as if she'd "just smelled poo" or caught a whiff of sour milk from an old carton in the refrigerator.

"She must have been really drunk, because when I climaxed she didn't make her usual lemon face".

"She started off with a few apple martinis, and ended up with a lemon face."

"She seemed to like the sex up until the climax, when she made a lemon face."

by Mark_J February 19, 2009

lemon

The Asian equivalent of white trash

That guy dropped out of high school and is a druggie-he is definitely a lemon.

by Homer2156 July 8, 2012

bum lemonade

1.A big bum or loser
someone who has no life and acts like a bummm

god, get over it you bum lemonade

by Tori C. September 7, 2007

The Lemonade Stand

urinating in females mouth during oral sex

if a girl is sucking your dick and you say "The Lemonade stand is open for business" and then piss in her mouth, the bitch must swallow at least half of the mouthful otherwise it is not a legit lemonade stand

by openfobiznezz April 18, 2010