Lemon

An insult thrown at someone you find dumb, dim, or funny(but not haha funny, like weird funny)

Pineapples don't belong on pizza, you lemon!!!
or
This dude is Team Jacob, what a lemon.

by mariodopez October 3, 2020

Lemons

When someone is wicked hot, or cool.

That kid over there is lemons.

by Lemonpeoplearedopeshit March 21, 2011

Green lemon

A tropical Texas fruit

Alondra was eating a green lemon while chugging her juice.

by ReiK March 31, 2020

Deaf Lemon

To swear or curse in a situation where it is not appropriate.

Named after the band called Deaf Lemon who famously swore on stage in front of an audience of 10,000 children and families and caused great offence .

Interviewer: So why do you think you would be good in this position.

Bob: Cos I'm fucking awesome at this kind of shit.

Sandy: How did the interview go Bob?

Bob: It was going great until I pulled out a Deaf Lemon.

by dirtyboy123 May 10, 2010

space lemon

A person who daydreams at work, but the boss, for some reason, doesn't seem to care

Hey you, you space lemon, spring has sprung. Get up and go back to work.

by Sexydimma October 5, 2017

lemon loaf

A tyler that is mostly composed of lemons and bready-cake like goodness. Goes well with english tea.

Also served at Starbucks

A:"Awh man, I love a good lemon loaf."
B:"Yeah Tyler is pretty awesome."

by zaBaker December 27, 2011

a cheap lemon ice lolly

What did you expect, it's a cheap lemon ice lolly.

...because the smiling lady on the van had asked Harry what he wanted before the could hurry him away, they bought him a cheap lemon ice lolly.

by nyal4gyaalv January 29, 2025