shlong-a-long-a-ding-dong

A peinicular area (penis)
hi sally would you like to see my
shlong-a-long-a-ding-dong.
oh yes plz
tasty like chiken
by Roots aka conn October 27, 2008
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5 dollor foot long

When you see a hot chick, and you get a boner.
You have a five dollor foot long.
"Dude, hot ass 3:00"
"Oh man, 5 dollor foot long" *does five dollor foot long hand signal*
by Faust888 April 14, 2008
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Long distance cock block

Being cock blocked because a girl calls you while your at another girls house, therefore you will not be receiving any pussy from the girl who called you or the girl you were planning on getting with that night.
John went to Sally's house with high hopes of getting some pussy. while he was there his phone rang and it was another girl, Christina, who was mad because John was at Sally's. Sally hears what happened and now believes that John has a relationship with Christina so now both girls refuse to do anything with John tonight as a result of a Long Distance Cock Block
by poop12335 February 21, 2009
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Too long didn't read

Too long. The correct usage is TL;DR.
OP: *Insert original post here*
Reply1: Too long didn't read.
Reply2: ^ TL;DR
by Coffa October 06, 2006
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Long Beach Dub Allstars

Greatsest band to ever walk on earth... ever since Sublime lost bradly nowell bud and eric decided to keep the band a love and meet up with some of there friend from long beach cali. So they became Long Beach Dub allstars
by ALbs May 08, 2003
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Daddy Long Leg

This is a freakishly tall human being that lives in Idaho. He wears ghetto shoes that are like pink and blue or somewhere along those lines "o ya and they have to be air force 1" also he can grow a jew fro but he doesnt do it that often which he should because its super sexy. he also is a beast at basketball cuz he is sooooo freakishly tall. like two inches under the rim and he cant even dunk it!!!! WTF. well im pissed so bye
"Man who is that giant trying to dunk but getting no where near.... and he is sooo tall!!!??"
"o thats just Daddy Long Leg" dont judge. judge by his sweet hair
by coleeeeeeeeee March 04, 2010
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