lobster cage

The act of pleasuring oneself using the palm of their hand to enclose only the bell of the penis, resembling a cage over a lobster.

Phillip: “Hey, Dave! How did your date with Linda go last night? You get any action?”

(Not) Dave: “Nah man..” *sigh* “She had to split beefo dinn. But don’t worry ‘bout ya boi tho. Treated myself to a lobster cage!” 😎👉👉 🦞

Phillip: “Wait. Who the fuck are you?”

by Not Dave. June 2, 2020

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Lobster

Nickname for people with the initials LOB. These people are the sexiest, funniest and all around perfect people. They are the life of the party and never fail to entertain people.

"Lobster was so much fun last night!"

by LiaOb June 3, 2020

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Lobby

An area just inside the entrance of a building where you wait for people to get their crap together.

"I'm tired of waiting in this lobby."
"Wait in the lobby while I check us in Jimmy."

by Guideplay June 20, 2020

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LOBD

The Law of Bourbon Dynamics (LOBD) states that a bourbon collection will continue to grow at a constant rate provided there is a consistent source of funds and adequate space. This collection will eventually outgrow the lifetime drinking-capabilities of it's curator alone unless consumption can be spread across multiple participants. The Law of Bourbon Dynamics also applies to the gratuitous amassing of any style of American whiskey with the name of the spirit referenced in the law changing as appropriate (see also the Law of Rye Dynamics, the Law of Malt Dynamics, and Jack's Law - which specifically covers the collecting of Jack Daniels whiskies and memorabilia/branded goods).

That's it, I'm not buying any more bourbon until I've finished off some open bottles and have made some space!"
"Sounds like the LOBD is at work"

by Bourbon Paddy August 11, 2020

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