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White Jesus

The false depiction of Jesus Christ that appears in paintings and all different types of media. Most people don't know the fact that Jesus in reality was an ancient Palestinian Jew. He wasn't the handsome white guy that's portrayed in movies and artwork.
It's that awkward moment when the Ku Klux Klan and all the racist Christians find out that the White Jesus they've been worshipping is actually a Middle Eastern Arab and not white at all.
by Nordicdragon June 27, 2018
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Jesus Freak

Atheist forced to go to church: I'm going to go scream if I have to spend one more minute with these Jesus Freaks.
by rosie626 October 26, 2013
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Jesus Walkers

Jesus Walkers are the flip-flop sandals that metrosexuals wear with their faded jeans and frosted hair
"Oh shit, it would appear Josh is wearing those God damn, mutha fucking Jesus walkers again. Let's jump his ass!
by John Boy December 22, 2004
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Jesus Sneakers

Flip flops, sandals, or any open toed shoes.
Go grab your jesus sneakers and lets head to the beach.
by H&D October 27, 2009
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Jesus Gel

Using water to style your hair when no hair product is available.
Judas; Dude, lets go chat those girls up
Jesus; Yeah man, but my hair is a mess
Judas; You got any wax or spray?
Jesus; No man. Fuck it I'll use Jesus Gel
by milkcarton18 August 20, 2010
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Jesus Gift

Hell yeah I would smash my Jesus Gift in that!
by Jesus Gift October 6, 2008
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kill jesus

it means to smoke meth and have sex
im about to go kill Jesus with my trailer park hookup.
by huskerevans January 10, 2015
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