Well I'm upper-upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
And I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all
I've got big balls
I've got big balls
They're such big balls
And they're dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)
And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody comes and comes again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
Great balls of fire
I've got big balls
Oh, I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)
Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night (oh)
We've got big balls
We've got big balls
We've got big balls
Dirty big balls
He's got big balls
She's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)
And I'm just itching to tell you about them (we've got big balls)
(We've got big balls) Oh, we had such wonderful fun (we've got big balls)
Seafood cocktail, crabs (we've got big balls)
Crayfish (but we've got the biggest balls of them all)
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
And I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all
I've got big balls
I've got big balls
They're such big balls
And they're dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)
And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody comes and comes again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
Great balls of fire
I've got big balls
Oh, I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)
Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night (oh)
We've got big balls
We've got big balls
We've got big balls
Dirty big balls
He's got big balls
She's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)
And I'm just itching to tell you about them (we've got big balls)
(We've got big balls) Oh, we had such wonderful fun (we've got big balls)
Seafood cocktail, crabs (we've got big balls)
Crayfish (but we've got the biggest balls of them all)
Jackson Faber us so hot and sexy and i wanna suck is massive cock while he shoots an 1911 into the air
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Percy Jackson’s objectively attractive. ... From descriptions, you can gather that Jason is handsome, but I don't remember specific moments where he was openly described as good-looking by somebody else, other than maybe Piper."
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Get the Jackson Knight mug.A famous pop singer from Indiana born on August 18th, 1958. He is known for his songs, earning the nickname “King Of Pop”. Such famous songs are:
Bad
Smooth Criminal
Don’t Stop ‘Til You Get Enough
Remember The Time
And many more. On June 25th, 2009, Michael died of a medicine overdose.
Bad
Smooth Criminal
Don’t Stop ‘Til You Get Enough
Remember The Time
And many more. On June 25th, 2009, Michael died of a medicine overdose.
by rru12 November 4, 2023
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A kid you should never once in youre life trust. You tell him one thing, he go tells the world.When you ask him to run yalls 1s he makes an excuse to not fight, most commonly used excuse,”i only fight if i have too”but then this lame kid starts messin with 6th graders that he knows he will win a fight against.
A kid you should never once in youre life trust. You tell him one thing, he go tells the world.When you ask him to run yalls 1s he makes an excuse to not fight, most commonly used excuse,”i only fight if i have too”but then this lame kid starts messin with 6th graders that he knows he will win a fight against.
by anonymous February 13, 2022
Get the Jackson brown mug.Jackson is an...interesting individual. Usually scared of MANY things. Now, he’s nice. He’ll do pretty much anything for you as long as it means that he won’t get punched in the face. He tall, kinda on the strong side, and more or less a nerd. He can say things like “sports? What’s that?”. He doesn’t like any type of sport that involves running or kicking a ball. He still is able to keep fit...vitamins. Wears glasses, has dark hair and eyes, and can most of the time be seen with a whole bottle of sun screen. He’ll say he hates the sun and the best thing for you to say to him is “the sun hates you too”. Does this make you a good person? Pfff...no. Will you have regrets? Of course not! You’ll both laugh it off and be best buds again. Jackson won’t drink...he just won’t do it. Unless of course he’s a “bad boi for life” then I suppose there’s the occasional drink. BUT we’re talking about the NERD Jackson...mr motorcycles and tattoos of his mom is going to have to wait. Anyways, Jackson’s are gentlemen. They’ll hold the door open for you and will do whatever they can to get you to notice them. If you’re friends with a Jackson, copy their homework when you have the chance...they’re always right (please don’t take advice from me...I’m a mistake of a potato). In the end, Jackson is a nerd. A caring, sensitive, good looking, nerd. But always know that Jackson will always have your back...if it means there’s no fighting.
Boy 1) oh hey look it’s jax! Let’s go talk to him...
Boy 2) I’m sure he’s a neanderthal
Jackson) Neanderthals were actually relatively smarter than Australopithecus or other cave men. They had a sense of community unlike others. This led up to homo sapiens (us) having a bigger sense of community and feelings for each other.
Boy 1 and 2) ...
Random potato) NERD
Boy 2) I’m sure he’s a neanderthal
Jackson) Neanderthals were actually relatively smarter than Australopithecus or other cave men. They had a sense of community unlike others. This led up to homo sapiens (us) having a bigger sense of community and feelings for each other.
Boy 1 and 2) ...
Random potato) NERD
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