Noun used for trolls, e-bullies, and the like, whose sole purpose online is to harass, intimidate, and upset other Internet users on social networking sites (such as Twitter and Facebook), message boards, forums or even comments on news articles. Most likely frustrated pre-teens and middle-aged adults with a computer in Mom's basement. The goal of the Internet Brave seems to be twofold: to bring a user or users to tears and to scare said users off the Internet. However, well-seasoned Internet users will know that the Internet Brave use the Internet as they are incapable of being brave in the real world. The term can be used as a singular or plural description.
User: I love my boyfriend!
Internet Brave: I hope he kills you in your sleep, you worthless piece of ****! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
User: I don't even know you! Why would you say such a thing?!?!?
Internet Brave: Because no one cares about you!!! So go cry, stupid *****!!!
User: :'(
Internet Brave: I hope he kills you in your sleep, you worthless piece of ****! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
User: I don't even know you! Why would you say such a thing?!?!?
Internet Brave: Because no one cares about you!!! So go cry, stupid *****!!!
User: :'(
by Bionic Kitteh June 27, 2010
Get the Internet Brave mug.1) A series of tubes, invented by Al Gore!
2) A network, made up of mostly porn, pron, advertizements(mostly about porn, making you penis larger, gambleing, taxes, debt fixers, spam, illegal downloads, get rich quick schemes, pop ups, and things you don't want to buy, but probally will), where you may find some acual useful information or news every onc ein awhile (but this is rare)
2) A network, made up of mostly porn, pron, advertizements(mostly about porn, making you penis larger, gambleing, taxes, debt fixers, spam, illegal downloads, get rich quick schemes, pop ups, and things you don't want to buy, but probally will), where you may find some acual useful information or news every onc ein awhile (but this is rare)
1) "I hear there's...uh...rumurs...on the..uh...internets" - George W. Bush
2)girl # 1: I'm going to go on the Internet and do a search for the white house...oh god porn again!
3)If all porn were to be removed from the internet, there would be one website left, and it would be named "Bring back all the porn"
2)girl # 1: I'm going to go on the Internet and do a search for the white house...oh god porn again!
3)If all porn were to be removed from the internet, there would be one website left, and it would be named "Bring back all the porn"
by Mike Coolo April 11, 2008
Get the The Internet mug.Related Words
by weavesteve October 18, 2008
Get the The Internet's Retard Brother mug.it's when you get skullfucked so hard that you come out looking like John Travolta or Nicholas Cage.
by PsychoNifkin May 17, 2009
Get the Facial Reconstructive Intercourse mug.Steve: What do you think of these paint samples? I like this color best.
Joe: Aww, man, you can't do that! That paint color is so 90's internet!
Jan: That sweater is so ugly, it's completely 90's internet.
Billy: Yeah, well YO'MAMA is 90's internet.
Schoolchildren: OHHHHHHHH!
Bob: OK, I can't top that, you win.
Joe: Aww, man, you can't do that! That paint color is so 90's internet!
Jan: That sweater is so ugly, it's completely 90's internet.
Billy: Yeah, well YO'MAMA is 90's internet.
Schoolchildren: OHHHHHHHH!
Bob: OK, I can't top that, you win.
by otsiam43095 December 21, 2009
Get the 90's internet mug.by Phenoniem January 13, 2022
Get the Rule Zero of the Internet mug.A whole-baked idea that the right wing is using to devalue the teachings of the theory of evolution in public schools. What this concept is devoid of is that it cannot be proved nor disproved, unlike evolution which is a theory but has evidence. Stuff that cannot be proven and has no evidence should not be taught in public schools.
Intelligent Design is a right wing conspiracy that the moral majority is using to recruit more closed and easily persuaded minds.
by mistahtom November 9, 2005
Get the Intelligent Design mug.