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Impaler's Hot Pot

When you turn the heating up and slip your woman a length whilst she is on the blob and roll around in a blood, sweat and spunk smoothie that drips from her flange like a leaky tap. Results may vary dependant on how tight the plumbing unit is.
It was hot in the house and she was on her period so I gave her an Impaler's Hot Pot.
by thefoetus September 6, 2016
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dutch crock-pot

Similar to the dutch oven. When you bare ass fart into a hat, bowl, or other small hollow object and hold it over an unsuspecting victim's mouth and nose until they vomit or pass out
She escaped the dutch oven this morning so I had to get her back with a dutch crock-pot.
by Amazing A. 1991 January 14, 2015
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put the pot in the bong

The weed that is currently in your surrounding premises is being directed by a fellow ally to be placed in a circular shaped filtration device nearby for social enjoyment.

This saying has stemmed long from a psychedelics culture at casual social gatherings, and has recently been used in JID song, "Off da Zonkys"
Hey, put the pot in the bong you filthy animal...*roar*
by Lady Bé November 26, 2020
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pot-splitter

When two finalist have no faith in their own team so they decide to split the pot before the final so they each win.
Rhys is playing Riley in the 2021 Fantasy Football Championship.
Rhys: “Hey Riley how about we split the pot 50/50 so we both win, I have no confidence in my ability to win this final.”
Riley: “Wow Rhys, great idea! I had no faith in my ability to win either. Splitting this pot before the game is against all fantasy football morals and I am down.”
*Both pot-splitters proceed to scissor each other*
by NotCoco August 2, 2022
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Yoghurt-potting

When a guy doesn’t know how to use his dick properly so he fucks you as if his dick is a spoon scraping the remnants of a yoghurt pot
Fuck sake, Im so sick of getting fucking yoghurt-potted by these fucking yoghurt-potting fucksticks
by Lurge October 5, 2020
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pot limit

A poker term used for the restriction of betting. In Pot Limit, the biggest bet or raise may only match the current pot size, as opposed to No Limit, where the range of betting is unlimited.

For example, if there are 30 chips in the pot when Player A decides to bet, the most he can bet is another 30 chips. If Player B decided to raise, he would call the 30 from Player A (bringing the pot to 90), and could raise up to 90 more (This is because whenever someone raises in any form of poker, the raised amount includes the call of the original bet/raise with an extra amount on top).

The most common forms of poker played Pot Limit are Omaha and Five Card Draw, and occasionally Texas Hold 'em.
"Scott was so embarrassed when he repeatedly tried to go all in on small pots and forgot that he was playing Pot Limit instead of No Limit."
by Wilkin April 15, 2008
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potting out

Hitting a cricket ball into a sex toy's mouth.
Commentator 1: Maxi's hit that into the stands it's a six
Commentator 2: I think you'll find he's potting out, that's gone right down the surprise hole.
by TR-Nubsie May 28, 2020
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