french army flag

a torn pair of tighty whities mounted on a stick with a brown streak down the middle

the french are such pussies, look at their army's goddam flag.

by the prophet March 26, 2003

french ziplock bag

When you fill a bag with shit and throw it at a friend as a prank

I just threw a French ziplock bag at this smelly pirate hooker when I was crossing the street it was so funny she was covered in shit

by Chocolate watermelon rain June 05, 2014

The French Eiffle Tower

The French Eiffel Tower is a Huge tower of when it was build in 1889

OMG! regarde c'est le The French Eiffle Tower

by TommyDictionary June 09, 2022

Cajun French Kiss

The art of French kissing a ladies vagina with the assistance of cocaine until gush, then leaving. If the lady doesn't orgasm, see French Canadian kiss.

I was so lit, when she pulled it out I gave her a Cajun French kiss instead. I feel like I did the right thing.

by Bigdude018 December 07, 2018

french pony tail

A french term for a lady open for business.

When Julie walked out of her new French appartment, with her French pony tail in place, all the men from the cafe knew she was looking for a new lover.

by French lover October 29, 2013

messy French girl

a messy French girl is someone who is so French, so messy, and smokes so many cigs that they are socially inclined to cartwheel around the Eiffel Tower.

"Hey when's the last time you've heard of Ziggy?"
"Oh, I heard he's a messy French girl now."

by theymessyfranchgorl February 23, 2022

The Entire French Language

A verb used when talking about a great evil or catastrophe.

A: "Oh no I have unleashed the The Entire French Language!"
The world ends

by five's July 08, 2022