horse pussy

The female equivolent of a small penis. A large and loose vagina. As undesireable amongst the male population as a 3 inch penis is to the female population.

Man, that girl from last night would have been a perfect 10 if it wasn't for her horse pussy! She had the biggest meat curtains I have ever seen. When I first saw it I thought it was a bulldog chewing on mayonaise!

by Nosam October 8, 2007

Horse Dildo

An overly large dildo. Used mainly when the vagina has grown too large for a normal dildo and a nightmare to men everywhere.

I broke up with my girlfriend when i found her horse dildo.
I found a horse dildo at Carter's and he was just as shocked as i was.

by shakkakan February 4, 2010

horse

a particularly ugly woman from shows such as; "Sex in the City"

Sarah Jessica Parker is suck a horse

by Horseman_221 August 9, 2012

horse face

One of the many cruel labels that fall on butt ugly people with ridiculously long faces and large, gummy buckteeth.

horse face was lured into a false sense of security by way of a dangling carrot.

by decepti_kun April 3, 2006

Horse and Brown Hay

When a man takes a shit, and does not wipe or clean up, then another person eats out the man's asshole and eats or chews the his anus hairs, like a horse eating hay.

Ben took a shit without wiping and Eric ate his asshole out and munched on his ass hairs like the Horse and Brown Hay.

by IamBlinxi October 1, 2009

horse collar

A derogatory name for vagina coming from the similarity in shape.

I told you Matt wouldn't fight. He's too much of a horse collar.

by Caker May 15, 2006

horse girl

A girl who is normally named Ava and has taken her obsession of horses way too far. She will neigh like a horse, eat carrots at lunch, gallop in gym class and definitely will bite you if you get on her bad side.

The horse girl just bit me and now I have teeth marks on my arm.

by flopspotsux October 6, 2019