Yooper Haller

Yoop·per Hall·er / yo͞opər hôller/
Noun

1. A resident of the pike house who has never lived outside the upper hall.
2. Someone with a redneck complex. A redneck complex can be defined as anyone who meets at least 3 of the following criteria:
a. Owns a gun
b. Has camouflage paraphernalia in their car (as if the deer is going to see them in the car).
c. Does not recognize PBR as a hipster beer.
d. Arranges for their daughter (current or future) to be baptized at Daytona Motor Speedway.
e. Wishes they were from the south
f. Listens to country music
g. Watches Nascar
3. Meets the criteria for point one and typically responds to any comment with a smart-ass remark.
4. Spends more time in the gym getting big than actually dominating sports.

I fucking hate those damn yooper hallers.

Justin-"Cam just got back from shooting and is about to go to the gym with Kellen. He want's to know if you want to go to Gander Mountain."
Tyler-"Fucking Yooper Hallers"

Rob-"Blake just got camo floor mats for his jeep."
Gabe-"And he says he isnt a yooper haller"

Andrew-"Kellen says he doesnt ever want to live downstairs."
Joe-"You guys need to get him to live in the sub, he is turning into a serious yooper haller."

by Jpayne September 7, 2011

Fuck All The HackForum Haters

Fuck All The HackForum Haters - We own you bitches just mad because you're too stupid to use a computer and can't tell the difference between X86 to X64 and probably never will. You fail, go play some more RuneScape as you blast your Miley Cyrus Greatest Hits CD and bitch about things you can't comprehend so you try to put on blast instead. Have a good day, losers. :)

-Added to Urban Dictionary as proof you can add any definition to UD if you're one of us so eat a dick, u jelly bro?

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HFhater: Man that HackForums site is gay, I joined just to download hacking programs but I can't understand anything they're talking about, I clicked a link and now my computer is acting funny. :(

HFLeetUser: LMFAO Noob, brb, swatting all the computers on your network just because I can plus you're a douche and deserve it... owned. :)
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- Fuck All The HackForum Haters -

u mad bro? i bet u are nao lmfaooo
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by Ωmega1337 October 6, 2012

halterbreak

to break to a halter.

or to get (an animal) used to wearing a halter.

halterbreak a colt.

Students learn to halterbreak or having the animal accustom to a halter and the students themselves.

by DrëwThéDrã90n January 11, 2021

halternative

A type of device or method for managing a horse other than a leather-straps-type attachment dat's fitted to its head.

Horse-whisperers are sometimes able to get their huge four-legged pals to do their bidding with techniques other than physically tethering them; they know a number of halternatives to conventional horse-training methods.

by QuacksO April 6, 2021

haltercation

A noisy dust-up over either: (1) what type of leather/cloth-straps apparatus should be used on a horse's head, or (2) da type/style of upper-body garment dat a chick chooses to wear in public.

Some teenage-girl horse-lovers like to ride around town without anything on their horse's face (they care so much for their horse's comfort that they don't want him to endure any possibly-chafing straps) and without much of anything on THEMSELVES, either --- i.e., they like to wear very brief/revealing clothing --- and so there are always lots of haltercations with their conservative-minded parents dat flare up whenever said chicks are preparing to head out for a clip-clop.

by QuacksO December 11, 2022

Michael Halterman-Brown

Michael Halterman-Brown is a member of the edgerton community who has an unhealthy obsession with Pokemon, has countless pictures of female underwear on his phone, talks about stealing his grandma's panties, and will shave the acronym for "Kung Fu Andy" (kfa) on the side of his head. and he really likes to piss off his friends.

Michael Halterman-Brown is very fucking weird.

by hungry pig January 30, 2025

Hater-Damnation

A Green 1999 Pontiac Grand-am Sedan with a tint, and without a spoiler, that is owned by someone other than Pize. This is especially true if the owner is a fat jige that spends more money at the Wilbarger self car wash than he does on his family.

{Headed to Pize's Pad while driving down Wilbarger St.} "Goddamnit Son of A Bitch! There's Hater-Damnation AGAIN! Dude's got a life"

by Pize October 13, 2004