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When your dog, in order to scratch his ass, drags it across the carpet with his front paws up as if he is riding a motorcycle.
"Hey man -- check out my dog - he's got a bad case of assholykisselitis (ass/holy/kiss/e/lite/is). He looks like he's riding a motorcycle across the carpet."
by Black Turner December 13, 2013
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When you're so surprised you ascend every other holy moly variation there is
Person 1: Dude I just got the rarest item in the game
Person 2: Holy Moly Macaroni Ravioli Guacamole Chicken Nuggets Dipped In Mashed Potatoes
Person 1: ew
by some urban dictionary user November 14, 2020
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1. HOLY SHIT IS THIS A FRICKIN JOJO REFRENECE?!
PERSON 1 Is that a frickin jojo refrence?! HOLY FRICKING SHIT:bangbang: IS THAT A MOTHERFRICKING JOJO REFERENCE?1!1!JOJO IS THE BEST FRICKING ANIME JOSUKE IS SO BADASSSSS :sunglasses:Yo Angelo! Oh you’re approaching me:question:But it was me, Dio:bangbang::joy: PERSON 2 frickin jojotard...
by Reimuudesu January 22, 2021
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Holy Jahoosaphat

Usually bellowed out after being startled quit profusely.

Said after a sudden realization of a larger, even more cinister truth.
Holy Jahoosaphat Earl, rekon that fishs' bigger n' yer' boat.

"Holy jahoosaphat!!!!" earl screamed after the knife took off part of his left ear.
by Wood1986 February 4, 2010
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Holy Christ Day

another way to say Christmas.

A very merry way to speak like Dane Cook,

without using his direct words.

on accout of, he hasnt said this directly.
but its so like him he might as well of said it.
Guy 1: Bro, what do u want for Holy Christ Day??
Guy 2: A pimpcup and some Christ Chex.
Guy 1: I can do that.
Guy 2: I wanna open up the box and it to say AAAMEENNNN.
Guy 1: Dane Cook?
Guy 2: Inderectly.
Guy 1: oh, so is Holy Christ Day.
Guy 2: Ahh, i see.
by stripes is not my name September 23, 2009
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