Google

Masturbate. Partially onomatopoeiaic word (similar to fap fap fap) for masturbation; also derived from ubiquity of both the internet search engine and the act of masturbation.

I spent the whole day at home googling.

You'll go blind if you don't stop googling.

I google myself every day.

by Marvellous Wordsmith November 12, 2010

google

To be ogled by a gay person.

Hey man, did that guy over there just google me?
--Yeah, I think he is googling you hardcore.
I bet he wants my cock. I'm going to go give it to him.

by Collegeguy21bi November 30, 2010

goofenshmort

someone who is so much of a goof and a shmort, that s/he becomes a goofenshmort

guy 1: wow he's a goof
guy 2: ya and a shmort too
guy 1: guess hes a goofenshmort

by the lord king February 22, 2011

google language fool

somebody who uses the google language tool to understand a conversation esp. on facebook

often that person will act like they actually understood what was said rather than say they used a translator

john: dont act like you understand this s***! you're one of them google language fools arent you

by Josepff May 26, 2011

Google Walk

Using Google maps to virtually walk around an unknown neighborhood to see where everything is and any areas to avoid or how close certain amenities are.

I google walked around the park to see if there was any fast-food nearby.

by eFrazes May 24, 2011

google problem

An unflattering Google search result when one's name is used.
Coined by Jon Stewart of the "Daily Show", when referring to former conservative Republican Senator from PA, and Presidential hopeful, Rick Santorum and the definition that appears in the #2 spot of a Google search entering his name. Google Santorum, or use the Urban Dictionary, undoubtedly this could cause embarrassment when prospective voters research his name.

If I had, " The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the product of anal sex ", associated with my name, that would be a Google problem.

by vladdycat June 7, 2011

google problem

An embarrassing phrase or fact that comes up at the top of the search results when your name is Googled.

A fomer Congressman from PA has his name equated with, "the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter somtimes associated with anal sex", when his name is entered into the Google search engine.

That dude has a google problem.

by vladdycat October 14, 2011