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Friday Pile Up

A game played by officer workers on a Friday.
A single toilet is selected and everyone in the office takes a shit in it through out the day.

By the end of the day all the turds are piled up leaving the cleaner a lovely treat to sort before they go home for the weekend.
Person 1: “Have you seen the size of the Friday Pile up in stall one?!”

Person 2: “Yeah, I laid the last log and it was poking up above the bowl”

person 1 “The cleaner will really appreciate her weekend after cleaning this one”
by Eddybee April 30, 2025
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Fake Application Friday

When you're unemployed and can't find enough jobs worth applying for to meet your minimum weekly quota to keep receiving unemployment benefits before the weekend. Therefore, on Friday, you apply to jobs that are out of state and/or that you're underqualified for so that you can keep receiving unemployment benefits and still enjoy the weekend as if you were working.
Jamal: "Tyrone, did you find at least 3 jobs worth applying to this week?"

Tyrone: "Nah. I found 1, but it's Fake Application Friday so I'll just apply to these 2 Director level jobs that I know I'll never get so I can at least enjoy the weekend."
by Foo4Nirvana October 14, 2020
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Black Friday

A world's consumerism day
Anti-fag activist:
Black Friday is the day of consumerism
by Sir. B December 2, 2019
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GTG-friday

When all the wierd shit happens.
You should seen Albin last GTG-friday, he touched everyone on the groin, such a wierd friday..
by GTG-mannen February 3, 2017
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Friday Moment

That split-second in which you realize whatever you or your friend is attempting is going to fail. In a hilarious fashion.

Originally comes from "This Is Going to Fail", abbreviated T.I.G.F. This, of course, is similar to Thank God It's Friday. Eventually, these inevitable instants were shortened to Friday Moments.
I had a total friday moment right before Michael tried to dive into the hot tub.
by PostGate86 August 20, 2010
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Friday fun day

A day of the week where in business you can wear jeans, have fun events for a cause or otherwise. Other synynyms are like spirit day
This week we have Friday fun day!
by Adam Bond September 30, 2021
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Friday

1. Asian person, especially asian woman.
2. Opposite of Monday
Everybody loves Fridays.
That Friday's pussy was so tight.
TGIFs = Thank God I'm Fucking a Friday
Opposite of Mondays.
by Patrician Whitman September 12, 2014
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