A debilitating health condition in which the feet are short, fat and hairy, with a high arch. Symptoms include constantly overheated feet due to poor temperature regulation abilities, and an obsessive urge to wet the feet before bed in a misguided attempt to attain optimal hydration. This leaves the feet smelling like soggy mothballs.
Not to be confused with chewed-up rat feet, where the toes are all different shapes, lengths and sizes and resemble the leavings of a rodent's breakfast, with a strong aroma of old milk.
Not to be confused with chewed-up rat feet, where the toes are all different shapes, lengths and sizes and resemble the leavings of a rodent's breakfast, with a strong aroma of old milk.
by benbenefits April 9, 2020
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They may try to Tickle! your feet. And are very mischevious.
They tend to be common
They may try to Tickle! your feet. And are very mischevious.
They tend to be common
by A Charlotte November 10, 2020
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Get the a foot mug.A nervous, pervert, squirrel. A guy that is is weird in a strange way that naturally upsets any woman he meets. A misfit that didn't get the memo. A dumbass who secretly thinks he is the shit. The wimp that thinks he's a pimp. He is the monkey that fucks the football. An adult male that your mother sprays down with the garden hose when he comes around. The fucked up guy that drugs the others in The Hangover films. A super pest. The little CHihuahua that humps the shit out of your foot while you wait for your girlfriend with her father.
Aw, here comes that foot humper that latched on to me a few years ago. How did he know I am going to the club?
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Get the Foot humper mug.It’s when your foot gets pins and needles, or any part of your body! But when it gets pins and needles, you are just rephrasing “pins and needles”
Ex:
*martha has had her foot under her thigh folded for a while*
Martha: that was a good movie!
*marthat stands up*
Martha: ow my foot fell asleep!
*martha has had her foot under her thigh folded for a while*
Martha: that was a good movie!
*marthat stands up*
Martha: ow my foot fell asleep!
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Get the Foot Licker mug.Devin and Clint are foot brothers after crippling injuries to their right and left legs respectively.
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