Summon a fish

Polite phonetic rendering of "Son of a Bitch," to be used when swearing isn't permitted or advisable.

Summon a fish, my wallet's been stolen!

by mightybjorn March 23, 2004

Mouth Fishing

A pre-oral sex practice of kissing around a womens inner thigh area in an attempt to detect a foul smelling vagina. If a foul stench is encountered, the man moves in close and takes a mouth full of the air near the pussy hole. He then crawls back up to kiss her on the face right after exhaling into her nose.

I threw up on her panties before i had a chance to even go mouth fishing.

by wild-card March 19, 2010

Puffer Fish

A guy/girl who appears to be skinny on social media with special angles and photo editing software. However, this person is hiding the fact that she is bigger than initially thought. Although, some may still cautiously have sex with the person if they are horny enough.

P.S. It should also be noted that the person may appear to be unaware of what they have done and will often deny it whether it be intentional or not.

Issac: This girl is a puffer fish compared to her Instagram
James: I know right, it's comparing Kim Kardashion to Rebel Wilson.

by Nabokov October 20, 2018

Fish Faggot

A Mother Fucker that you want to get hit by a car and he smells like he dived into a bin of dead tuna.

Friend: What's that smell
You: It's Fish Faggot over there

by TheKidInTheBag May 21, 2019

split fish

New Zealand voluntary fireman slang for vagina, commonly used when shouted from the fire engine.

Show us your split fish!

by Bernhammer July 31, 2005

COCK FISH

A person on social media who pretends be a female but is a guy seeking cock

I got cock Fish'ed on periscope. This dude asked for dee pics and it turns out she's a he!

by 2high4lifetv May 6, 2016

Fish 5

-Call of Duty: World at War....
-Call of Duty =C.O.D.
-COD is a type of fish
-Therefore, refer to Call of Duty: World at War as Fish 5

hey lets go play some Fish 5

by ChadBroChill757 December 22, 2008