Festive yule log

The art of stuffing a full bottle of squirty cream in your ass and curling a shit out on your partners chest and finish it off with a jizzy dressing

Hey dude fancy a festive yule log tonight ?

by Tipperdave November 12, 2025

schmuzz fest

A party or social event that has turned boring or crappy

"Hey Man! Let's get the hell out of this Schmuzz fest"

by Grumblew00kie- aka Colin Sherwood April 23, 2003

schmuzz fest

any event where david kelvin is present

"The second Dave walked into the room, the party became a smmuzz fest."

by david kelvin October 9, 2003

Own Fest 06'

A festival of ownage that happens to take place in the year 2006.

Josh and Jordan played a few games Dead or Alive 4 for X-box 360. After Josh beat Jordan relentlesly he declared it "Own Fest 06'"

by Josh Lively July 16, 2008

glitter fest

the act of throwing glitter on someone

Matteo acted angry, but secretly enjoyed the glitter fest with Steph and Rachel. Most men would be lucky to be covered in glitter by 2 girls.

by Stephines January 5, 2008

peanut fest

the female equivalent of a sausage fest
where the number of females greatly exceedes the number of males

also referred to as raisin fest

situation- three guys enter a room of six or more girls

guys: shit this is a bit of a peanut fest!

by clara468 April 5, 2008

rib fest

the most dissapointing thing any one has ever bein to 10 dolars to get in 23 dolalrs for ribs and not one single fat guy. the most disapointing thing a rib lover has ever bein to. rib fest more liek piss fest

a.j: i cant fucking believe these prices at rib fest im pissed i actuayl dreamed about this last night

b.j.: fuck my life.

by mackdaddy plotts April 14, 2008