February 28

Suck your dick day!

Rick: Hey bro!

Jack:Sup

Rick: Jack I don’t like February 28

Jack: Why

Rick: is suck your dick day.

by Arfanxoakif October 18, 2019

Feburary

HankMcCoy's personal spelling of February as applied to Habbox.

Welcome to Feburary.

by Hank March 24, 2005

February 17

The ugliest people were born on this day

Friend: when is your birthday
You: February 17th
Friend: no wonder your ugly

by I’m very ugly I was born 2/17 November 2, 2019

February 16th 2019 depression

The depression that more than 700 people had after meeting Noah Schnapp on February 16th of 2019. This depression causes tears and makes you want to go back to that day. People suffering from it call this day "the best day of their life" and call Noah Schnapp "the loml". Some (me) even may say that going to that event is "the best thing they've ever done", in reference to Mike Wheeler in Stranger Things.

I miss Noah and my friends so much i can't stop crying, i'm in my February 16th 2019 depression.

by lululuvnunu February 22, 2019

February 26th

Many tragedies occurred on February 26th throughout the years, one of the most notable ones being my birth, in 1998

Tragedy. When the feeling's gone and you can't go on because it's February 26th. It's tragedy.

by nastygrrrls October 15, 2019

February 19th

On this day was born Keita Priede. The most amazing person on this planet. Go wish her a happy birthday:)

Person 1: hey it’s February 19th.
Person 2: yeah it’s Keita’s birthday day!!!!

by Joe_dada November 17, 2019

February 30th

On this unholy day the mole people will attack from below to re claim their kingdom

The mole people attacked on February 30th

by Axolotl Lord November 22, 2019