ISIS Fart

When you fart and take credit for it.

Joe : Aw man that fart felt great
Bob: He just had an ISIS Fart.

by warwagon1979 November 8, 2017

crowd farting

The act of walking into a group of strangers and dropping a particularly heinous fart, especially humorous when done on an elevator; usually done as a vacation activity.

Example 1:
Jessica: Why's it smell like dead bodies on the elevator?

Terrence: Alex and I were dropping crowd farts the whole way up.

Example 2:
Jon: Why are you drinking all that milk before the concert?

Chris: I'm going to try to set a crowd farting world record.

by MidBoss June 6, 2012

Chair Fart

When one sits down in an awkward position so that he/she compresses the air between him/her and the chair, resulting in a flatulent sound.

John: Dude did you just fart?

Mike: What?! No, that was just a chair fart!

John: Then what's that smell?

by mohenjodarocatalhuyuk September 11, 2013

Stealth Fart

This is when you hold in a fart for just enough time, then let it out very strategically, so then it comes out silent.

Hey man, I had to stealth fart earlier, it was nasty.

by HunterForLife December 30, 2016

glory fart

When an orgasm is so intense that all the gasses you have pent up in your ass come pouring out in a release of magnificent and noble flatulence.

I was stressing all day but when I blew a load in Jill I let out the most satisfying glory fart of all time.

by Steeple Dave March 12, 2016

Brain Farted

An entirely new stage of confusion. It's like having a "brain fart" except for a breif moment you can not remember anything. Your brain feels like it has shut down becuase one thing is so difficult to understand. It leaves you in a whole new state of confusion and befuddlement.

The problem was so hard it left the kids brain farted.

by IbagM21 January 3, 2015

Park Fart

It's when you fart, in a park. Note: this must be acknowledged by someone.

I'm going to head out to the bar-b-q and park fart on some family.

by DG Bootystank September 5, 2009