when a man pretends to fart to create the illusion that a female is not the reason he is spraying air freshener.
Freddy did a gentleman's fart, to keep Julie from realizing the air freshener was for her foot oder.
by st1n3r May 24, 2019
Get the Gentleman's Fart mug.When you feel a deep grumble from the mid-lower region of your stomach slowly work down your rectum, and out your asshole relasing a nice warm rush of air. You are so curious as to what that beautiful shit bubble smells like, you cup your hand in the shape of a "C" to just momentarily catch the stench in your hand, then you bring it to your face basking in all its glory.
Timmy: "Bro, last night I was sitting in bed butt naked with kind of a stomach ache, when all of the sudden this breaking wind realased from my poop shoot. I knew it was going to be a nutty one, so I reached down and cuppy farted myself."
Pen-Dog: "Was it worth it?"
Timmy: "Bro, it was the best cuppy fart I ever had."
Pen-Dog: "Aw, I wish I could smell"
Timmy: "Bro, cuppy farting is the best!"
Pen-Dog: "Was it worth it?"
Timmy: "Bro, it was the best cuppy fart I ever had."
Pen-Dog: "Aw, I wish I could smell"
Timmy: "Bro, cuppy farting is the best!"
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Get the Fart Muncher mug.When you stick a straw in you butthole and connect it someone else's butthole and then fart in it so it goes from your butt to the other person's butt. It is a rare form or intimacy that only the most passionate of lovers (or even friends) dare to try.
She wouldn't believe that I loved her until we tried the fart tunnel. Now we're happily married with two kids.
by seungminnie August 23, 2020
Get the Fart Tunnel mug.A Zoom Fart occurs when a person farts loudly on a Zoom videoconference. It can be particularly embarrassing if the person is not muted at the time. If the person is not muted, they will be unable to deny responsibility for the fart because the fart could be so loud that the camera will automatically go to that person’s face.
Balthazar could not deny the tremendous fart he blew during the Q4 earnings call for his job because he blew a Zoom Fart and was not muted at the time. The camera immediately turned to his guilty face.
by Tony Splagola November 2, 2020
Get the Zoom Fart mug.A bout of intestinal discomfort masquerading as a fart. The owner attempts the release of said discomfort, in some severe cases even forces it out, and anticipates the typical flatulent. With a misjudged fart, the result actually ends up being an ejection of fecal matter.
Guys we have to leave NOW.
What are you talking about, we’ve been here 20 minutes. I haven’t even bagged a whore yet.
I just had a misjudged fart and I have to get these underwear in the garbage ASAP.
What are you talking about, we’ve been here 20 minutes. I haven’t even bagged a whore yet.
I just had a misjudged fart and I have to get these underwear in the garbage ASAP.
by A. Massey October 6, 2020
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