1. When a person is on Facebook so much that their eyes twitch to the bottom right-hand corner, checking to see if they have any notifications purely out of habit, even when they are on a website that is not Facebook.
2. Less common: When a person uses Facebook so much that they respond to non-Facebook-related situations (sometimes in the real world) in ways that would only be used on Facebook.
2. Less common: When a person uses Facebook so much that they respond to non-Facebook-related situations (sometimes in the real world) in ways that would only be used on Facebook.
1. I was on Urban Dictionary the other day, where there are no notifications, but my Facebook twitch made me check the corner every two seconds.
2. Her Facebook twitch was so bad that when she saw me eating a muffin, she proceeded to shout out that she'd like to 'become a fan.'
2. Her Facebook twitch was so bad that when she saw me eating a muffin, she proceeded to shout out that she'd like to 'become a fan.'
by Nicobeans April 27, 2009
Get the Facebook twitch mug.Verb. The act of denying a friend request via Facebook. It can also be used in the past-tense form, 'Facebook slammed.'
Random Person: May I be your friend?
Me: Absolutely not. FACEBOOK SLAM.
Me: Hey man, I totally just Facebook slammed that bitch back to Kean University.
Friend: Serves 'em right.
Me: Absolutely not. FACEBOOK SLAM.
Me: Hey man, I totally just Facebook slammed that bitch back to Kean University.
Friend: Serves 'em right.
by Garden State May 4, 2008
Get the Facebook Slam mug.1: Hey Betty! Guess who I was Facebook fucking yesterday?
2: idk! Was it Evan?
1: omg! Yeah!
2: oh boo, you whore.
2: idk! Was it Evan?
1: omg! Yeah!
2: oh boo, you whore.
by Sassafras.Honeybadger January 6, 2012
Get the Facebook fucking mug.The new facebook layout that has everything crammed onto one page and that no one likes. Everyone was much happier with the old facebook, and now we're forced to use this new piece of shit.
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"and i can barely read your writing anymoreee, cause your drunk facebooking me"
"and i can barely read your writing anymoreee, cause your drunk facebooking me"
by optimous primeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee December 5, 2009
Get the drunk facebooking mug.A Female or Male;prepherably a female. A person you meet on facebook, chat and inbox for a long period of time and then finally meet up, you hook up with "facebook bitch" just once. After the hook up you block her/him and ignore them afterwords.
Jim: so how was your night?
Bill: I had a fantastic night with a Facebook Bitch :)
Jim: NICE
Bill: yes, blocked that broad right after I got it in!
Bill: I had a fantastic night with a Facebook Bitch :)
Jim: NICE
Bill: yes, blocked that broad right after I got it in!
by Clairicettttt September 19, 2011
Get the Facebook Bitch mug.People who update there status (mainly stones) daily with bullshit philosophies and phrases, in a bid to try and make themselves look intellectual.
For example a facebook philosophers may say Don't stay in bed unless your making money in bed etc...
by godsgift55 July 11, 2011
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