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Fart Muncher

The name you call someone when They open their mouth after you say that you farted.
That man is a real Fart Muncher!
by Coolest dude June 5, 2018
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Brain Farted

An entirely new stage of confusion. It's like having a "brain fart" except for a breif moment you can not remember anything. Your brain feels like it has shut down becuase one thing is so difficult to understand. It leaves you in a whole new state of confusion and befuddlement.
The problem was so hard it left the kids brain farted.
by IbagM21 January 3, 2015
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boat fart

A fart that has the uncanny resemblance to the sound of someone starting a boat engine. It's a rapid-fire fart for sure, but it also sounds like it's surrounded by water (or some form of moisture).
*(Bluhblblblbluhbluh)*

"Yes! Is dad starting up the boat!?" -Fuller

"No I think it was just Buzz. He's been destroying pizza and Bud Light all day. Combine that with our broken air conditioner and that leather recliner he's been sitting in, and it makes the perfect concoction for some massive boat farts." -Kevin
by Pizza party February 12, 2014
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Park Fart

It's when you fart, in a park. Note: this must be acknowledged by someone.
I'm going to head out to the bar-b-q and park fart on some family.
by DG Bootystank September 5, 2009
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Mustard Fart

When you have the hot farts and then go to the bathroom to test wipe and get a yellowish, brown color on the TP. It is usually a result from eating spicy fast food and tv dinners.
When I had to got to the bathroom and wiped my butt I noticed a yellowish-brown liquid on the paper, and I knew I was victim of a mustard fart because of all the spicy food I have been eating lately. It was messy.
by Vaimaster7 January 26, 2019
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danish fart

Danish fart

Gaseous products resulting from the fermentation and digestion of junk food like Danish pizzas and kebabs. The farts are typically expelled in bars and discotheques indiscriminately by males or females, primarily Danes.
The smell of the Danish fart results being extremely toxic and usually cause a general outcry amongst the unfortunate standing in the vicinity of the spot where the pestilential cloud propagates.
Rafael: Hey Luke, what happened on the dance floor? It is empty!
Luke: it sounds like the “Danish fart” alarm went off and everybody flew away!
by milfonian July 24, 2012
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cootie fart

When one breaks wind from the vagina after getting brutally pounded
I pounded that pussy so deep and so hard that she cootie farted afterwards
by Presidentdickwad March 28, 2019
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