(n) : a person who has the unfortunate fate of being in a confined space while someone passes gas. This can occur in a car, elevator, subway, or city bus, for example. The person(s) in that confined space became the flatulator's fart hostage(s) for the duration, until the fart haze dissipates.
"Man, Henry is not allowed to eat beef jerky on long car rides anymore. He was beefing nonstop, and held us fart hostages all the way to Kalamazoo!"
by Stavros Nikkapoppolous December 18, 2019
Get the Fart Hostage mug.When you feel a deep grumble from the mid-lower region of your stomach slowly work down your rectum, and out your asshole relasing a nice warm rush of air. You are so curious as to what that beautiful shit bubble smells like, you cup your hand in the shape of a "C" to just momentarily catch the stench in your hand, then you bring it to your face basking in all its glory.
Timmy: "Bro, last night I was sitting in bed butt naked with kind of a stomach ache, when all of the sudden this breaking wind realased from my poop shoot. I knew it was going to be a nutty one, so I reached down and cuppy farted myself."
Pen-Dog: "Was it worth it?"
Timmy: "Bro, it was the best cuppy fart I ever had."
Pen-Dog: "Aw, I wish I could smell"
Timmy: "Bro, cuppy farting is the best!"
Pen-Dog: "Was it worth it?"
Timmy: "Bro, it was the best cuppy fart I ever had."
Pen-Dog: "Aw, I wish I could smell"
Timmy: "Bro, cuppy farting is the best!"
by EnemaBucket August 27, 2019
Get the Cuppy Farting mug.When you fart out lube that was inserted in the anus prior to the part, likely due to anal sex. Is like a shart but without poop.
“I let this guy I met on Grindr fuck me in the ass with a lubricated condom. 30 minutes later, I had a Lube Fart”
by JewsGetKosher May 27, 2018
Get the Lube Fart mug.When you fart so hard it feels like splinters are coming out of your anus. Often times experinced when sneezing and farting at the same time.
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by Charlie Memes March 24, 2017
Get the a fart on you mug.The fart you have right before you take a shit. Usually when you're popping a squat this occurs or when you're situated on the toilet
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