Facebook chair 

Toilet

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D: Call me when you can... J: Ok, I'll ring you up after I get off the facebook chair.

Facebook chair by Jashy December 7, 2010

Facebook Smile 

A pouting, sneering facial expression used predominantly for social networking photographs that replaces the standard smile.

'Everytime she sees a camera she puts on her Facebook smile'.

Facebook Smile by itsnotourfuture March 21, 2011

facebook fallout 

(Noun) Side-effects or secondary consequences resulting from a controverisal post you make on Facebook.

Dude #1: Hey, did you see that self-deprecating Facebook post made by Kara?
Dude #2: I did, what a nut!
Dude #1: Boy I really wanted to go off on her and comment but I didn't want to deal with the Facebook fallout!

facebook fallout by WFHbuddies May 8, 2011

Facebook Douchebaggery 

The event in which a person "likes" their own status or comment on Facebook. This term occasionally applies to "liking" your own picture.

Person A - "What the hell, dude? Did you just like your own status?"

Person B - "Yeah, what's wrong with that?"

Person A - "... Liking your status is the epitome of Facebook Douchebaggery, bro. Not cool."

Facebook Douchebaggery by PMTran June 10, 2011

Facebook liar

When someone puts a status about themselves even though you know the truth.

Steve says he has been to the gym everynight this week. I didn't know they had a gym at McDonald's. What a facebook liar.

Facebook liar by jspin1982 June 16, 2011

facebook skank 

Someone with an incredible amount of friends, predominantly members of the opposite sex.

I just noticed Ashley has 2500 friends and 90% of them are guys, what a facebook skank!

facebook skank by Vijay Love September 5, 2011

Facebook Facelift 

When a person undergoes an online makeover by deleting their most active social-networking account (usually FB) only to immediately create a new one with few, if any, improvements/changes. These may include: adopting a clever new pseudonym; cutting down their list of "friends," or acquiring new, better-looking, or "more-connected" friends; putting up newer profile pics which reflect their new look, new friends, or new relationship; or simply a new set of data such as new residence or relationship status

"I haven't heard from Derpette in a while, i wonder if she unfriended me..."
"She got a facebook facelift, now she's called Derpina Angelina Heavensent."
"Whuuut?"
"Yeah, she prolly didn't friend you cause you started calling her Derpette and it stuck."

Facebook Facelift by avianeddy November 17, 2011