shit eater

the epitome of your mother

hey man...your mom...she's a fucking shit eater. ass.

by tub girl ass eater April 1, 2005

paste-eater

A person that swallows "the paste" when performing fellatio

So she's not the cutest but hey, she's a real paste-eater.

by flyingtiger May 27, 2005

Easter Basket

When you eat hard boiled eggs from the vagina and use the vaginal fluid as a mayo like substitute.

Instead of a chocolate bunny I gave her an "Easter Basket" this morning.

by endej09 May 15, 2011

middle eastern holiday

A term for a trip to Iraq for soldiers of the British Army, as popularised by the band Hard-Fi in their song Middle Eastern Holiday

I've got to go, but what a prize to give
Package deal to the sun, everything is inclusive
Where bullet holes, scar the minarets
Smoke on the horizon a beautiful sunset

Going on my middle eastern holiday
Give me a gun, I hope to see my mum again
Going on my middle eastern holiday
Been gone so long, I hope I'm coming home some day
We can fight, we can fight

by steve_b August 30, 2005

ant eater

when someone is obsessed with someone who looks like an ant. they always look at them. even though they look... lets say... NOT HOTT!.. they are still obsessed. it cant be the looks, or personality. its that little ant venom in them that makes the obessed person want 2 nibble at the ugly thing !!

"that guy is sooo, ahh, i love him!"
"he looks like an ant !!"
"...idc, i still love him!"
"you little ant eater!!!!!!!! XP"

by miss retarded!!! (: October 24, 2011

eaters

Some1 who steals some1's fone

you wana go eating tonite ?
dont try it with me ill send the eaters after you

by No Need GG November 26, 2007

easter

Baby Carrot: Tiny Dick

Girl 1: omg have you seen his dick
Girl 2: yes its like a baby carrot

Girl 1: So easter and i had sex last night
Girl 2: So how was he?
Girl 1: i couldnt even feel it, he was like a baby carrot

by wouldn't you like to know! March 14, 2005