Depression hour

When you go to Hal’s room at 4am and talk about your suicidal thoughts while vaping and looking at squishmallows

“Fuck man, I’m feeling so depressed, I better go to Hal’s room and talk about ending my life during depression hour”

by Heywattsup April 25, 2022

Depression

Supporting Manchester United.

I suffer from Depression because I support Manchester United

by DepressedUnitedFan April 23, 2022

Depression

A mental health condition in which you are forever happy and never sad

I’m so glad I have depression it’s so good

by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020

Coronic depression

A depression brought on by isolation from the Corona virus “COVID-19”

Man 1: “I’ve been alone for 2 weeks straight now”
Man 2: “Yeah, I think you’re getting a coronic depression”

by arvinator March 18, 2020

Depression

A mental disorder often associated with sadness that teenagers from ages 12 to 25 fake for internet validation And sympathy making the actual thing impossible to properly identify

Egirl : someone called me fat on the internet, I have depression

by Penisman222 March 28, 2021

Post Election Depression

A new disorder whereby the losing candidate of the election experiences deep depression, grieving, mental anguish, anger, hysteria, disbelief, and in some extreme cases suicidal depression or homicidal tendencies and physical assault directed towards the winning candidates, their party and its members.

Candidate Shane Bloke dived deep into Post Election Depression soon after losing the local government elections.

by Facetious is me April 22, 2020

Depression

Depression to me is the feeling of hopelessness. The feeling that no matter what you do or say it is never good enough. Objecting yourself to self doubt and second guessing every decision you make. Every moment you are on the verge of tears, if someone says hello or asks how you are, it's in that split second you start to speak that you shut down. Mind, body and soul shut down to protect yourself from breaking. Showing everyone around you how weak you are. A song on the radio that you love causes you pain to hear. Crying so hard and long that you can't breathe anymore. Looking at your loved ones who are concerned and telling them it is just a bad day you will be okay, knowing that this is just one of many but you hold your head up high so as not to ruin your relationships.

I shut down at work because my depression snuck in and caused me to feel horrible about myself.

by zappyisnotalwayshappy October 17, 2018