your dad's balls

It's a stupid think people say that refers to your father's testicles
by Your dad's balls October 15, 2017
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eek dad run

An extremely talented mauler in the Game "Runescape"..Owned by Jagex Inc..Started playing in September 08' and is amazing.
No eek dad run is the best mauler not ixl uh ixl
by eekdad February 11, 2009
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my dad is dead

A phrase that is meant to be a joke but taken seriously by the uneducated.
My dad is dead. No seriously he is dead. He died this morning. No he is alive stupid.
by bongobat October 11, 2007
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dad and son sex

when a son falls in love with his father and wants to have sex with him is the act of dad and son sex
the son was watching a movie when his dad bent over to pick up a tissue from the ground so the son approached his butt and started to rub it and pull down his pants then he started to kiss it and fuck it while the dad was picking up the tissue he started moving to his room to have proper sex and ended up inserting his rock hard cock in his sons ass. after that the son got a razor to shave his dad because it was a weird kink of his and stared at his ass and cock again so he started to fuck him once again. the dad and son sex was the most relieving part of the whole day for both participants.
by ayatussy March 13, 2022
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Plant Dad

People who live in an actual jungle, most likely a democrat and gay. If they're British they'd vote for the Green Party. Some of them are phoney fakes tho, imagine have to get artificial plants instead of real ones 🤮
"omg look at my room, im literally a plant dad lol"
by not a plant dad December 06, 2021
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Dead Beat Dad

Is a loser, Broke AF, liar, Fucking Ugly, Shitty at helping provide for there kid. Ghost the mother after giving him multiple chances, ironically has a kid with someone else and the baby’s wore born on the SAME DAY.
I’m sorry to say but you have a “dead beat dad”.
by Fred McBride May 23, 2021
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FT Dad/Mom

FaceTime Dad or Mom is someone who isn’t a full time, part time, or seasonal parent. They only FaceTime their child whenever it’s best convenient to the parent.
“Damn! He really a ft dad.” Ft Dad/Mom
“I wish she wasn’t such a ft mom.” Ft Dad/Mom
by MiddleChildJokes October 13, 2020
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