dr. david haskell

A biologist who wrote a book that tortures high school students

Jim: "Did you hear about Dr. David Haskell?"
Phil: "Isn't that the guy who took off his clothes in the woods in winter and bitched about being cold?"

by DavidDoctor March 17, 2019

Dr. Swift

Oh, oops. DOCTOR Swift. It's DOCTOR now. I totally forgot about that. DOCTOR Swift terrorized newlyweds with fireworks.

Hym "Right. She's a DOCTOR now. Dr. Swift. A doctor of what? Hmm.......... Fine Arts. That makes sense... You know, now that I think about it... Where the hell is MY doctorate? I should be getting more things. I'm not getting enough things. A Doctorate, a signed portal gun, a mauser C96, 100 red balloons, aaaaaaaaaand..... Hmmm.... And a physical from Dr. Swift... Those are my demands! Meet them or perish!"

by Hym Iam September 25, 2023

dr pepper disorder

a disorder associated with being obsessed with dr. pepper. Symptoms include : Drinking it all the time and always talking about it

“I have dr pepper disorder”
“Whats that?”
“Being obsessed with dr pepper. I cant live without it”

“It is the best drink ever”
“I know”

by kaithiskaithat October 25, 2023

Dr Fred

A person who pulls more chicks then they can handle while still being a dick to all but one of them

Ugh, Jeffery is being sutch a dr Fred right now

by Binkybop July 11, 2022

Dr Fred

A person who pulls more chicks then they can handle while still being a dick to all but one of them

Ugh, Jeffery is being sutch a dr Fred right now

by Binkybop July 11, 2022

Dr. Gray

Sickest cunt alive, has the tools to diagnose anything and pull the bitties

Girl; “Im feeling sick”

Boy; “I diagnose you with a lack of vitamin D”

Friend; Must be related to Dr. Gray

by GwegryEDP445 July 08, 2019

dr. rusty’s sore throat salve

Semen

Gary: I have a sore throat.
Dr. Rusty: Do you want to fix it up with some Dr. Rusty’s sore throat salve? It cures what ails you.
Gary: I’m not falling for that again.

by OuiOuiUhhuh October 24, 2017