A bong transmitted disease or a BTD is any illness transmitted through the sharing of marijuana with others.
Jessy was still sick the other day when we were all smoking down, now we all have a bong transmitted disease (BTD).
by rissyjade June 07, 2011
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Axel butthole disease

Happens every National Axel Chavez Butthole day when a short stunt Mexican who weights 60 tons butthole gets extra tight to the point where not even any air gets through
“Richie: hey Axel it’s national Axel Chavez butthole day!”
“Axel: I can’t it’s too tight because of Axel butthole disease.”
“Richie: I don’t care spread them cheeks.”
by SkibiditolietRizz April 25, 2024
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Hot girl disease

When you text a girl and she texts you with a ,” can I wear your hoodie.” And you just sit there going should I let her wear it. Then she hits you with a ,” can you do what I say.” Your heart is 50/50 because you don’t know if she is bein controlling or being nice. She passes this disease down from girl to girl and the only way to stop it is by getting a bf. If you see a girl with hot girl disease and if you ain’t her boyfriend your pants will be wet for reasons only guys know if
by XDXDXDXD ROARRR January 01, 2019
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Chronic Alexorn Disease

When your last name is Alexander, and you refuse to listen to facts.
It's no use trying to steer him in the right direction, he has Chronic Alexorn Disease.
by Non-Alexanders December 08, 2021
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Childstein's Disease

A condition which effects nearly all humans, the suffering will have ownership of 1 or more miniature humans which drain resources and waste the time and energy of the otherwise capable. The diesease can last anywhere from 18 years and longer.
Did you see Jack's wife she is swelled up with Childstein's Disease, she should have gone to the doctor and gotten that tumor removed.
by Dr. Seymour Childstein November 20, 2012
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Cleese Disease

When a comedian becomes increasingly shit and unfunny the older they get.

Also known as Atkinsons Affliction.
I see the cleese disease is taking its toll, it's horrible to see the condition worsening to rapidly.
by Pipsta_2001 November 29, 2022
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Bullshata Disease

A squishy yellow ball of poo that can fit in your small pocket sized microwave
It’s a disease when you don’t wipe your bum bum good enough and then you get Bullshata disease
by Loo loo lemons April 16, 2020
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