your dad's balls

It's a stupid think people say that refers to your father's testicles

Shut up bruv go suck your dad's balls

by Your dad's balls October 16, 2017

eek dad run

An extremely talented mauler in the Game "Runescape"..Owned by Jagex Inc..Started playing in September 08' and is amazing.

No eek dad run is the best mauler not ixl uh ixl

by eekdad February 11, 2009

my dad is dead

A phrase that is meant to be a joke but taken seriously by the uneducated.

My dad is dead. No seriously he is dead. He died this morning. No he is alive stupid.

by bongobat October 26, 2007

dad and son sex

when a son falls in love with his father and wants to have sex with him is the act of dad and son sex

the son was watching a movie when his dad bent over to pick up a tissue from the ground so the son approached his butt and started to rub it and pull down his pants then he started to kiss it and fuck it while the dad was picking up the tissue he started moving to his room to have proper sex and ended up inserting his rock hard cock in his sons ass. after that the son got a razor to shave his dad because it was a weird kink of his and stared at his ass and cock again so he started to fuck him once again. the dad and son sex was the most relieving part of the whole day for both participants.

by ayatussy March 13, 2022

FT Dad/Mom

FaceTime Dad or Mom is someone who isn’t a full time, part time, or seasonal parent. They only FaceTime their child whenever it’s best convenient to the parent.

“Damn! He really a ft dad.” Ft Dad/Mom
“I wish she wasn’t such a ft mom.” Ft Dad/Mom

by MiddleChildJokes October 13, 2020

Jacks Hot Dad

A really hot fat man who owns a tech company

Someone: Who do you like?
me: Jacks hot dad

by Mitchell4206911 December 23, 2020

Mr. Kyle's Dad

He was a substitute in our highschool for many years. His name was Mr. Reid but he looks like Kyle so that is how he got the name. After the first time he accepted the fact that he was Kyle's father. But on October, 15 he left our school for Huston, Texas. He will be greatly missed.

"Hi Mr. Kyle's Dad"

"Hi Kyle's friends"

by Fbi_Van October 16, 2019