A man shapes a cookie into the shape of his genitalia(a penis), bakes it, then fucks a girl in the ass with it. Afterwards, he eats the cookie.
Guy1: "Dude I gave my girlfriend a cookie shlongster last night."
Guy2: "I bet it tasted like shit!"
Guy1: "Yeah, it did. Literally..."
Guy2: "I bet it tasted like shit!"
Guy1: "Yeah, it did. Literally..."
by AllieBigTits August 22, 2011
Get the Cookie Shlongstermug. A blood cookie is a person, usually a fat ass, that donates blood so they can get free cookies at the end.
"This fat ass blood cookie looked like a fucking ghost after she donated so much fucking blood for free cookies"
by John Furydamn September 26, 2018
Get the Blood Cookiemug. game involving a group of homo sapiens kneeling in a circle and jerkin their gherkins onto a cookie, which is placed at the center of the circle. The last one to release his seminal fluids on the cookie must consume it, hands free.
8=======D (cookie)
Yesterday, after our football game, we played a round of crummy cookie. I lost both games
Yesterday, after our football game, we played a round of crummy cookie. I lost both games
by Feenie Feen March 2, 2017
Get the crummy cookiemug. a euphamism for having just had sex....
In this phrase cookie is a vagina and baking is the act of sex.
In this phrase cookie is a vagina and baking is the act of sex.
Friend: Hey, why aren't you out? COME TO THE PUB NOW!
Guy: Dude, just give me a few, I just baked a cookie.
Friend: Haha... tmi dude, but good on you.
Girl: MAN he's so hawt
Girl 2: I'd totally, I mean look at that butt.
Girl 3: Well girls, we did... last month we soo baked a cookie.
Guy: Dude, just give me a few, I just baked a cookie.
Friend: Haha... tmi dude, but good on you.
Girl: MAN he's so hawt
Girl 2: I'd totally, I mean look at that butt.
Girl 3: Well girls, we did... last month we soo baked a cookie.
by This Is Not Simon March 11, 2012
Get the baked a cookiemug. by MR YEETER April 23, 2019
Get the cookie monstermug. When you're eating a cookie/brownie/cake and you can feel it sitting in your throat and you need water or milk really really bad
"Mitch you're lactose intolerant, why are you drinking that milk?"
"Yeah I know, I just had cookie breath and needed to drink something and that was the first thing I saw"
"Yeah I know, I just had cookie breath and needed to drink something and that was the first thing I saw"
by whoopmighty December 10, 2016
Get the cookie breathmug. a game, typically played with a group of boys. a minimum of two players will sit in a circle with an article food in the center. they will then jerk off, and last person to ejaculate onto the food, must eat it.
by mainmanllama November 2, 2022
Get the Cookie Gamemug.