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crummy cookie

game involving a group of homo sapiens kneeling in a circle and jerkin their gherkins onto a cookie, which is placed at the center of the circle. The last one to release his seminal fluids on the cookie must consume it, hands free.
8=======D (cookie)

Yesterday, after our football game, we played a round of crummy cookie. I lost both games
by Feenie Feen March 2, 2017
mugGet the crummy cookiemug.

cookie breath

When you're eating a cookie/brownie/cake and you can feel it sitting in your throat and you need water or milk really really bad
"Mitch you're lactose intolerant, why are you drinking that milk?"
"Yeah I know, I just had cookie breath and needed to drink something and that was the first thing I saw"
by whoopmighty December 10, 2016
mugGet the cookie breathmug.

cookie monster

he eats cookies give him cookies
by MR YEETER April 23, 2019
mugGet the cookie monstermug.

catch these cookies

similar to catch these hands, catch these cookies refers to offering pussy. it is usually used when finding someone attractive, someone you would be willing to have sex with.
Rami Malek is soooOo hot. He can catch these cookies anyday.
by poldank3000 January 12, 2017
mugGet the catch these cookiesmug.

colorado cookie

Dude I just made some Colorado cookies!
by shroomz December 23, 2014
mugGet the colorado cookiemug.

Cookie Munter

A person that is not only really ugly (munter), but also really fat.
God *she* is a right fat munter, she must eat loads of cookies, *she's* a Cookie Munter!
by manutdot September 22, 2010
mugGet the Cookie Muntermug.

cookie comrades

a name for a group of two friends or more (typically girls) who are punk but at the same time enjoy all things cute or kawaii. also particularly enjoy cookies and other sweets avoided by skinny, preppy bitches. this junk food appreciation is used as a "fuck you" to the pressures of modern society to diet and continually lose more and more weight. a mix of both riot grrl and BBW.
"I saw Jenny and Amber eating cupcakes like a pig!"
"Oh ya, you didn't hear? They're cookie comrades."
by colleenmonster September 5, 2007
mugGet the cookie comradesmug.

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