Comedian's "Full Count"

Three bottles of "Auchentoshan Three Wood", two bottles of "Woodford Double Oaked," and a four pack of "Ta +Meilleure" Double NEIPA (Bases Loaded). A certain comic's hotel room "Special Ask" for comedy tours. Consuming the entirety (as a group, NOT solo because that's quietly referred to as a "Mickey Mantle"....and likely fatal) is called a "Grand Slam" referring simultaneously to the resulting overwhelmingly classy shindig and to the high return baseball achievement.

"What'ya need slim." - Hotel Manager
"Set em' up Jim, Comedian's "Full count", Bases Loaded tonight!." - Comic
Smiling "You lookin' for trouble?" - Hotel Manager
"We're hittin' a Grand Slam tonight baby!!!!" - Comic

by Ben Whyte February 6, 2021

come on man

said by cool people who have a lot of minor inconveniences in there life 😘

*drops phone* come on man aka come on maaaaaam

by joodyhoody March 23, 2021

Comeback STROKER

Dick Stroke so good that you gotta have it again.

I got that comeback stroker.

by anonymous March 24, 2021

combez

A great soccer player and a beast at school. Get's all the girls and is ok at math class.

Look at that combez

by anonymous March 25, 2021

combez

Amazing at soccer and is a beast at school. Get's all the girls and he is ok at math.

Look at that combez

by anonymous March 25, 2021

Comeback

.Comebacks are sentences used to insult a person who had just insulted yo

They are mostly thought of in the shower since your crying bitch-ass is too busy being hurt like a baby then to think of .a good comeback

"Someone: "I heard rumors that you suck your own dick

Epic you: At least my dad didn't leave me for coming out as gay, maybe you should win the lottery so he can afford the milk which is taking him so long to get."

That's a good Comeback you legend, now do this in real life one day.

by Definiton_Expert May 2, 2021

comeinyo

when you’re trying to prank someone with one of “deez nuts” jokes, this is one of the many.

“bro, have you heard of the word comeinyo?” “no” “comeinyo mouth!!”

by yuri2007 May 6, 2021