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College

A tertiary level institution where it is possible to obtain one or more or quite possibly non of the following,depending on where you go and who you are:

1. An STD
2. Liberal indoctrination
3. Free or heavily subsidized beer (parties)
4. An Education usually in the form of a degree or certificate.

College is usually referred to as University in most countries outside of the U.S.A but is its equivalent except in the UK and Ireland where College refers to pre-university or A-level education.
Me went to "college" where me get edumucation and now me smart.
by Groudie September 3, 2011
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college

a place where you get a $30k piece of paper then go get a job that has nothing to do with that piece of paper.
person #1: "you going to college next year?"
person #2: "no."
by tropicaljay April 13, 2014
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College Avenue Secondary School

A High School located in Oxford County. CASS is the worst high school to go to. The Smoke pits are filled with greasy dart whores and wannabe gangsters. The preps have their heads so far up their asses, they think going to a school dance while they're "white girl wasted," is fun. The staff are amazing people, for the most part. CASS is filled with drama and petty bullshit. If you're thinking about sending your Child to CASS, think again.
CASS Sucks Ass. College Avenue Secondary School supports skids.
by Bent over May 14, 2019
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College Squish

An activity Professor Albrecht participated in on many occasions in his time in University, one that revolved around squishing objects of questionable origins.
"Give that scorpion a good ol' college squish."
by Not Alpaca May 21, 2020
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Auchincruive College

An Agricultural based College on the outskirts of Ayr that teaches agriculture, science, sports, tourism, management and outdoor pursuits.

Pronounced "Ock-In-Croove' most students shorten it down to 'Cruive', especially non-Scottish students who usually have trouble with saying it.

Has only one halls of residence, "Wilson Halls" which has 100 rooms and is known for its wildness, late night antics and it's TV room which is the gathering place of most students.

Outsiders consider Cruive students to be constantly drunk, sheep shaggers and are usually found on Wednesdays, Thursdays and Sundays at Club De Mar, Madisons or Fury's depending on who is cheapest.
Person 1 - Here comes that lot from Auchincruive College.
Person 2 - Yeah heard they are all sheep shaggers!
by scotiafarmer December 20, 2010
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Five College Challenge

Having sex within one week with students from each of the five Claremont Colleges (Pomona, Scripps, Claremont McKenna, Harvey Mudd, and Pitzer). Unlike the somewhat similar Hampshire Five College Ch allege, there is no "easy, medium, or hard" classes in which to compete. As Yoda says, "Either do or not do; there is no try". Controversies over the fact that Scripps is all women placing them at a slight disadvantage and that fact the Mudders are possibly incapable of having sex.
Pitzoid: I'm one short of completing the Five College Challenge.

Mudder: I never met a Pitzoid that could count that high.
by dogman dave July 25, 2014
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chirpy college student

A very cheerful student who makes a room all brightened up
Vannessa was a chirpy college student when she made everyone laugh
by tlaiynldoaruer May 13, 2017
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