A tertiary level institution where it is possible to obtain one or more or quite possibly non of the following,depending on where you go and who you are:
1. An STD
2. Liberal indoctrination
3. Free or heavily subsidized beer (parties)
4. An Education usually in the form of a degree or certificate.
College is usually referred to as University in most countries outside of the U.S.A but is its equivalent except in the UK and Ireland where College refers to pre-university or A-level education.
1. An STD
2. Liberal indoctrination
3. Free or heavily subsidized beer (parties)
4. An Education usually in the form of a degree or certificate.
College is usually referred to as University in most countries outside of the U.S.A but is its equivalent except in the UK and Ireland where College refers to pre-university or A-level education.
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A High School located in Oxford County. CASS is the worst high school to go to. The Smoke pits are filled with greasy dart whores and wannabe gangsters. The preps have their heads so far up their asses, they think going to a school dance while they're "white girl wasted," is fun. The staff are amazing people, for the most part. CASS is filled with drama and petty bullshit. If you're thinking about sending your Child to CASS, think again.
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Pronounced "Ock-In-Croove' most students shorten it down to 'Cruive', especially non-Scottish students who usually have trouble with saying it.
Has only one halls of residence, "Wilson Halls" which has 100 rooms and is known for its wildness, late night antics and it's TV room which is the gathering place of most students.
Outsiders consider Cruive students to be constantly drunk, sheep shaggers and are usually found on Wednesdays, Thursdays and Sundays at Club De Mar, Madisons or Fury's depending on who is cheapest.
Pronounced "Ock-In-Croove' most students shorten it down to 'Cruive', especially non-Scottish students who usually have trouble with saying it.
Has only one halls of residence, "Wilson Halls" which has 100 rooms and is known for its wildness, late night antics and it's TV room which is the gathering place of most students.
Outsiders consider Cruive students to be constantly drunk, sheep shaggers and are usually found on Wednesdays, Thursdays and Sundays at Club De Mar, Madisons or Fury's depending on who is cheapest.
Person 1 - Here comes that lot from Auchincruive College.
Person 2 - Yeah heard they are all sheep shaggers!
Person 2 - Yeah heard they are all sheep shaggers!
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Pitzoid: I'm one short of completing the Five College Challenge.
Mudder: I never met a Pitzoid that could count that high.
Mudder: I never met a Pitzoid that could count that high.
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