Orange Christmas

The taste experienced when taking a hit from a clean vaporizer with a freshly packed bowl of marijuana.

John: Hey Mike, hit this vape I just loaded it
Mike: Mmm, that taste so good, completely different than smoking
John: Yea, that is the sweet taste of Orange Christmas
Mike: Amen!

by drkingsforest May 13, 2012

Christmas

The asshole holiday that takes all the spotlight off of Thanksgiving. IS THIS WHAT THE NATIVE AMERICANS WANTED.

"327 days away from Christmas!"
"Shut the fuck up Miranda"

by I hate cheese by itself. November 6, 2019

Christmas offense

A few words, said on Christmas Day, that depict sacrilegious reference to Christmas.

Big guy: "Why are you celebrating Christmas as Jesus's birthday?"
Little guy: "Don't give me that Christmas offense, that's what Christmas is for!"

by Seshie January 11, 2009

christmas sleeplessness

Trouble going to sleep on Christmas Eve

I have christmas sleeplessness every year.

by ilovepresentsandtech December 23, 2013

White Christmas

When you snort some cocaine on christmas morning

Why is there white stuff on your nose?

Oh, man I just had me a white christmas

by BootyWarrior89 December 21, 2014

christmas makeout

On the 25th of December, you makeout with your loved one.

“Come makeout with me!”
“Why?”
“Because it’s the 25th of December!”
“Oh, a christmas makeout!”

by pollutebumhole December 24, 2023

Cambodian Christmas

The act of ejaculating into the palm of one’s own hand and then slapping the top of somebody else’s head.

“Jack gave me a Cambodian Christmas two days ago and I’m still washing jizz out of my hair.”

by hSak August 29, 2020