The 25th of July. The day where Kris Kringles brother, Don Kringle, comes to steal all your stuff, as revenge for being banished from the North Pole.
"People need to stop calling it Second Christmas, since it clearly comes first. Or at least just f#@%)&ng call it Reverse Christmas"
by AnthonyBigShield March 03, 2020
The words that come out of my mouth when an Predicted extraordinarily amount of fuckory is happening.
I woke up this morning with a low tire and went to drive to the repair shop but the truck wouldn’t star. Jessica Christmas! Can this luck be any worse?
by Starshine Ember September 08, 2020
Man 1: Did you hear of that time when I brought over my friend to have a Scottish Christmas with my girlfriend?
Man 2: No, that's amazing!
Man 2: No, that's amazing!
by AlexOfTheSeas December 20, 2020
The act of poring liquor into the females anus and feeding a string of plugged in Christmas lights up her butthole then sucking the liquor off the lights as they are pulled back out
by Meathole69 October 06, 2018
christmas is a celebration.
by ItsDaDefinitionMaster May 02, 2022
by Bolobag2007 December 23, 2023
Christmas Day spent 6 ft away from your family while wearing face masks and washing your hands hundreds of times during the day. Covid Christmas can also been done over a Zoom call to be 100% safe from catching Covid.
Hey a Brandon, I wanted you to know Christmas this year will be in our back yard so we can stay 6’ft apart. This is called Covid Christmas.
by CovidFun December 25, 2021