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Christmas sick

Someone who decorates for Christmas way too early, before Halloween. They seemingly have no patience, Christmas starts when they decide it does.

Imagine someone you know suddenly pulling out Christmas ornaments in the middle of October for example, what's going on in their head? They are Christmas sick.

We don't know what the reason for Christmas sickness is yet, but we suspect it's a huge love for Christmas, so overwhelming the person needs Christmas before it's appropriate.

We don't know if it's hereditary or if people randomly catch the sickness, we asked one person who said "", nothing, he was busy decorating for Christmas.

Scientists haven't found any cure yet.
Person 1: why is person 3 putting up Christmas lights? It's August!
Person 2: he's Christmas sick, there's nothing we can do about it
by Saucey707 August 26, 2023
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Christmas poorness

When Christmas F***s its self and Santa's Poor
by Hot Poket April 21, 2018
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Christmas Tree

a tree, most are fake but the rare few humans can find a good quality one in a tree farm. Santie Clause puts gifts underneath the tree after you decorate it with bells, ribbons, ornaments etc. Santie Clause leaves after breaking and entering while you sleep. In the morning you go and open the gifts that Santie Clause(AKA- your legal guardian and other family members) put their and are either real disappointed or real happy.
“Bro santie clause definitely left me a phone under the Christmas tree this year!”
by imavocabularist January 14, 2020
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Christmas Music Clear

When slinging lizards in your EMS shit box rockin a shitty rigs awareness month during the holiday season, once finished slinging your crack head to the local hospital of course, you crank the Christmas jams and purposely hold the radio microphone away from your face, so when you clear with your Satin loving dirty button pushing dispatchers, they get to hear the lovely Christmas music
“How can we piss off our dispatchers today?” “Oh imma give them the good ole Christmas Music Clear”
by Firebasedemsinstreal November 29, 2020
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White christmas

Baby.. here’s your white Christmas *cums inside*
by WADA WADA December 30, 2023
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National Christmas hat Football And Soccer player makeout day

December 16, The day wear all christmas hat wearing football and soccer players must find a mate and makeout
Hey dude tomorrow is national christmas hat football and soccer player makeout day
by psycoman4574 December 14, 2023
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