The best holiday in the year; some fat ass gives you present, you get to decorate your house in those pretty lights and spend time with your family!! <3 And you get to see Carlton do his lil dance
Also don’t write xmas always write Christmas
Also don’t write xmas always write Christmas
by i love Christmas December 1, 2021
Get the Christmas mug.When little kids get excited for a overweight stranger to plop down their chimney to give them stolen gifts.
by Cami1234 December 1, 2021
Get the Christmas mug.Your boss's belief that, no matter how much work there is to be done, it will all be finished before the Christmas holidays so "we can start next year with a clean slate." See also "work smarter not harder."
"This is a joke. We'll never get it done before Christmas."
"Yeah, I know. The Christmas Fallacy. Fancy a beer?"
"Yeah, I know. The Christmas Fallacy. Fancy a beer?"
by gav-wan December 2, 2021
Get the The Christmas Fallacy mug.A group act in which several people defecate into the same toilet without flushing; allowing the the fecal matter to build up into the rough shape of a Christmas tree. A star is then placed on top to complete the prized decoration.
When my friends and I go to the mall, we like to help decorate the place for the cheerful season with a Cincinnati Christmas Tree.
by giggling_santa29 December 2, 2021
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by CrackIsWackYo October 21, 2019
Get the Christmas Coochie mug.When you have that one Jewish friend and it’s November 1st so you play Christmas music but they don’t celebrate it so on this day it’s ok to play Christmas and Hanukkah music
“ITS THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEARRRR”
(Jewish friend) LETS DECORATE I LOVE CHRISTMAS
It’s Jewish Christmas!
(Jewish friend) LETS DECORATE I LOVE CHRISTMAS
It’s Jewish Christmas!
by Snazztabulous Avocado🥑 November 1, 2019
Get the Jewish Christmas mug.Because "No-Nut November" is a thing, I made my own holiday to counter-act this, as a middle finger to men :)
You aren't allowed to ejaculate at all this month because you did No-Nut November.... it's No Cum-Christmas
by Rayygunn November 2, 2019
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