I don't wear a cap

Basically means "no cap", "I am not lying".

A: I live in a bungalow.
B: nah, cap.
A: I don't wear a cap.

by Spherism November 15, 2022

No Cap

Short for “no caption required;” similar to the phrase “no filter.” Essentially, the image or idea in question speaks for itself, is evidently clear, and requires no further explanation or elucidation.

You can tell they love each other from her profile pic, no cap.

by CzarNoir May 4, 2021

Cap Attack

Typing or texting a message to someone, without realizing that the caps lock is on, and sending the message to the person in all CAPITALS

Also typing in all capitals to emphasize or "yell" over telecommunications.

"HEY WHATS GOING ON?"
'whoaa'
"whoops, sorry, cap attack"

or
"WELL YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS! :@"
'Kay relax. No need to cap attack me.'

by StayGreen22 May 15, 2010

cap

lie

no cap

by Kai likes men November 1, 2023

CAPS

WITH THIS POWER YOU CAN ONLY SPEAK IN CAPS
AND SUDUCE HOT BABES

me: CAPS
her: hahahahhahhhahah you make me laugh. whanne come to my house?

me: YES

by 2000 cadillac elderado April 26, 2020

Cap

That little slice of heaven they get from the tip of your penis when you're a baby

Mom: doctor can you do the operation to remove my son's cap

You're straight cappin(aka: you're uncircumcised)

by Master Cheef February 19, 2022

cap

Cap, usually means the opening to a bottle that you can screw on and off. Cap also can mean a hat with a sturdy flap on it. But cap can ALSO mean something that is not true.

hey, gimme that bottle cap. My water bottle is gonna ruin all my stuff if it sits open like that.
Yo man, that's a cool cap you got there! Where'd you get it?
Huh. That sounds pretty cap to me. I highly doubt this will work.

by Dove the Rat July 4, 2022