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cookie monster

he eats cookies give him cookies
by MR YEETER April 23, 2019
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cookie breath

When you're eating a cookie/brownie/cake and you can feel it sitting in your throat and you need water or milk really really bad
"Mitch you're lactose intolerant, why are you drinking that milk?"
"Yeah I know, I just had cookie breath and needed to drink something and that was the first thing I saw"
by whoopmighty December 10, 2016
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Cookie Game

a game, typically played with a group of boys. a minimum of two players will sit in a circle with an article food in the center. they will then jerk off, and last person to ejaculate onto the food, must eat it.
Guys, lets go play the cookie game. My moms asleep.
by mainmanllama November 2, 2022
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catch these cookies

similar to catch these hands, catch these cookies refers to offering pussy. it is usually used when finding someone attractive, someone you would be willing to have sex with.
Rami Malek is soooOo hot. He can catch these cookies anyday.
by poldank3000 January 12, 2017
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Cookie Rage

When a person that has been on "Smart for Life" or another one of those "cookie diets" is so hungry and upset at not being able to eat regular food that they are extremely touchy, volatile and potentially violent. Liable to snap at the slightest provocation.
Dude1: Hey, should i ask Anthony if it would be O.K. to...
Dude2: Whoa! You want him to Cookie Rage on you! Keep your mouth shut and ask him next week when he is eating regular food!
by WeeeGeee March 8, 2011
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Cookie Monster

Born February 29, 1976 in Hollis, Queens, Jeffrey Bruce Atkins known as "Ja Rule" is an American rapper known for such hits as Mesmerize and Always on Time.
Jake: Have you heard that one Ja Rule song?

Chad: I think you mean "Have you heard that one Cookie Monster song?".
by Driver Nephi November 17, 2021
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colorado cookie

Dude I just made some Colorado cookies!
by shroomz December 23, 2014
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