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Definition of whole cloth

: pure fabrication —usually used in the phrase out of whole cloth the theory was created out of whole cloth
Democrats, and all the things that vote for them which are extremely emotionally unstable and pathological liars are always making up lies and play fast & loose with the truth. They made up the entire story such as the “Trump & Russia Collusion Story.”

Noun Edit
whole cloth (uncountable)

A newly made textile which has not yet been cut.
(figuratively, used attributively or preceded by various prepositions) The fictitious material from which complete fabrications, lies with no basis in truth, are made.

Mr. Doe's account of the accident was made from whole cloth.

1917, National Geographic, What Great Britain is Doing, by Sydney Brooks.

All those tales that came clicking over the wireless of the capture of huge stores of grain and oil were fables out of whole cloth.
Something made completely new, with no history, and not based on anything else.
The plans for the widget were drawn from whole cloth.

1883, Mark Twain, Life on the Mississippi, chapter 27:

And, mind you, emotions are among the toughest things in the world to manufacture out of whole cloth; it is easier to manufacture seven facts than one emotion.

1852, The Eighteenth Brumaire of Louis Napoleon, by Karl Marx, chapter I:
Democrat =DemoRat lying shifty shady Adam Shit for brains Schiff has appeared on all 5 Democratic Propaganda News Outlets as of today 278 times spewing his disingenuous whole cloth stories pertaining to the entirely made up story about “Trump Russia Collusion.”
by MontanaGuy59 May 30, 2018
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Jiffy Cloth

The special kind of cloth which can be bought at your local stores *if in stock* to wipe you penis down when you have just had a good solid old wank
DUDE 1 "Hey dude my girlfriend dumped me like yesterday so i can't fuck anyone tonight."

DUDE 2 "shit man that sucks what you going to do tonight then?"

DUDE 1 "I don't know man...Hey you got any spare jiffy cloths on you."

DUDE 2 "No man sorry, I used all mine up last night."

DUDE 1 "Oh don't worry i'll go to the stores and pick up a 200pack for both of us."

DUDE 2 "Ok man catch up to you later, Put 100 jiffies in my bedroom dude."

DUDE 1 "yeah laters."
by G.E. March 30, 2007
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Egg and chips clothing

Egg and chips clothing is a website where you can buy all the latest alternative fashion like dark side clothing, iron fist, famous stars and straps and many more.
Owned by Mister Jack, the company offers more then just clothing but also style and fashion advice, music and updates on all the goings on in the alternative scene.
Girl : "Wow where did you get that hoodie".....
Guy : "I got it at egg and chips clothing".
by Bexy Beatdown February 3, 2010
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rinse clot

when someone is taking a long time to do somthing/ they are in your way when you want to do somthing
"Oi bruv"
"What"
"How long youi gonna be smoking that spliff for bruv, pass it to Kiran or hes gonna get well vexed"
"Fuck off bruv"
"Nah you a rinse clot bruv"
by C-BEAR May 2, 2005
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Dubstep Clothing

Dubstep Clothing

Clothes referencing the dubstep music genre
bro 1 "Bro that's some sick Dubstep Clothing! where'd you get it!?"

bro 2 "I got this shit at www.dubstep-clothing.com!"
by _pankakes November 8, 2010
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blood clot

n. persian
1) a location in a high school, defined by a row of red lockers on either side of the hallway
2) a location in MTH specifically, defined by a row of red lockers on either side of the hallway
3) the group of people characterized as hanging out in said location
4) a new politically active orginization
"We demand equal rights for blood clots, they get no respect. When they come around, they get broken up. Free the blood clots, man!"
by Cat, Matt, George December 28, 2005
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Clouti

A stupid FF pairing and the fanbase are toxic.
They're just friends, not lovers
Clouti isn't canon
by ISHFWILF October 29, 2018
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