Canadian Taxi

When you call a cab in Canada and give the driver maple syrup and poutine on Canada day

Me and my buddy did a Canadian taxi this Canada day and the driver drove us for free!

by Pineapple6685 August 27, 2022

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Canadian Quesadilla

When your going to fuck a mexican chick, and decide to use maple syrup as lube.

Johnny gave Maria a Canadian Quesadilla last night!

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When passing geese, shit bomb you from the sky.

I was sledding and all of a sudden I got stuck in a Canadian Shitstorm

by BeccaAce February 07, 2021

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Beer wizardry actually consists of duct taping your 1st empty beer can to the bottom of your 2nd beer. Full beer on top. Repeat. Enjoy.

I can see by your Canadian beer wizard staff you just got to the party. ***Had to add Canadian to get it submitted.***

by March 17, 2023

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A sex act in which a subject is lubed in maple syrup, and gang banged by 3 males of 6 different ethnicities.

I walked in on my girlfriend receiving a Canadian Rubik’s cube when I came home for my lunch break

by Dalton and Zach September 07, 2022

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Another euphemism for a penis, specifically belonging to a Canadian

Checked twitter this morning and the first thing on my timeline was Drake's canadian bacon

by grapelemonade February 06, 2024

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A remarkably salty piece of thick sliced ham, that in no way, shape or form is bacon. It does, however taste pretty similar.

Person 1: I'm going to have some Canadian Bacon.
Person 2: Why? Why not actual bacon?

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