brown chiclets

very hard and tiny (usually "tiny size chiclet" sized; hence the name) cling-ons.

"OMG, I think I have hemorrhoids! Nope, just brown chiclets."

by mr. grumpus pantalones January 6, 2010

Brown Sack

When you poop in your hands and smack someone's bare balls with it.

I had to wash my nuts because I got brown sacked.

by Ana Appelbaum November 23, 2009

the Brown is down

The term is used for when 'unloading the brown stuff' in the toilet.

phew, thank god for that, the brown is down.

by sandyring April 3, 2011

brown bindi

A sexual act; while having anal sex with a woman/man, the man pulls out his penis and has his partner turn around. The man then takes his penis and stamps a brown excrement mark in the center of the woman's/ man's forehead.

Guys, you'll never believe it- she finally wanted to try anal last night. In honor of the special occasion, I gave her a brown bindi when we finished!

by FMA.memories.PSU September 29, 2010

Benita Brown

The art of extracting an anal bead with your tounge.

Have you ever done a Benita Brown?
Yes, my girlfriend rather enjoyed having that annoying bead taken from her rectum.

by Mankycaaant May 26, 2011

brown inferno

The act of taking a poop and not whiping enough after. In result, the inner lips of your ass cheeks burn uncontrolably due to friction between the two from walking.

After taking the biggest shit of his life time, Joe ran out of toilet paper in mid wipe. He's had a brown inferno for hours.

by Poopy Marley May 3, 2006

Brown Eel

A horrible, long, slimy turd that slips a little too easily out of your ass as if on it's own free will. Aka K-19 - The Widowmaker. A Kursk.

A brown eel just made a bid for freedom out of my shit pipe. It was as long as one of those Subway sandwiches.

by Doyle69 March 1, 2009