Boat

A floating thing people refuse to get on because going to other places by plane is faster.

That does NOT mean cheaper!

Joe: Did you buy the boat?

Max: I was supposed to buy a boat? I brought a Cessna with a Big Mac meal instead!

by Armistace Sin February 8, 2023

row-boat

1. to sing in a round

"We need a song we can row-boat to."

by Ryan Eads April 29, 2007

The Boat Nook

A promise that is made to seal the deal with the hottie you met at your friend's house boat party that you'll never forget her no matter how bad your Alzheimer's gets.

I went to visit Jason at the marina. There was a chick there named Shawna that I gave the boat nook to. At least I think her name was Shawna.

by jeffiet August 19, 2021

Manitoba Motor-boat

When one gives another a rim job, but lubes it with maple syrup.

She gave me the old Manitoba Motor-boat.

by Mister Bulldops March 29, 2022

red dot boat

refers to girls on their periods. Usually only used in conversation between two girls.

"hey Marry, are you on the red dot boat?"

by Contessa in Monterey June 14, 2008

air boat

Performed similar to the motor boat except the person performing blows onto the boobs

Last night while trying to give Lindsay a motorboat, Jess totally air boated her instead.

by Big Dan's Air Boat Tours January 21, 2011

boat feelings

That weird emotional state where you feel unanchored, unsure, or just kinda... floating through life. Like, you're not drowning, but you're not exactly steering the ship either. You're just out there. In the vibes. On the emotional open sea.

That post-vacation, pre-back-to-work limbo? Boat feelings.
That 2 a.m. stare-at-the-ceiling moment? Boat feelings.
That “do I want to break up or just nap?” vibe? Boat. Feelings.

See also:
drifting • liminal space • soft existential crisis • main character in a coming-of-age indie film

Not to be confused with:
Sea sickness (though emotional nausea may apply)

"You good?"
"Yeah, just got some boat feelings. You know how it is."

by ohiokidokian69 May 13, 2025