base jumper

noun. a person in a relationship that jumps to the next base on every encounter with their partner.

i.e. if the couple only meets up once a week, first week includes making out, next week is hand job, week after is oral, and week after that is home base.

-usually most common in relationships were one does not see another for long periods of time

She got dumped again? Mann, the only way you can keep those kind of relationships going is if you're a base jumper.

What??! Already??
Sorry, I'm kind of a base jumper.

base jumper by crackkbaby March 12, 2008

Barse 

Small patch of soft, sensitive, hairless skin between the testicles and the anus, derving its name from a mix of the slang terms, "balls" and "arse".
Thought to serve the function of preventing one's testicles entering one's anus when sitting.

"If I had a snatch i bet it would be where my barse is right now."

"No! Not my balls! No! Not my arse! Yeeaahh now you got it... yeeeaaahhhh, right there on that barse"

Barse by Howboutpete January 11, 2010

Baseball 

An extremely amazing sport that is played using a bat, ball, and glove. Baseball is one of the hardest sports to play because it is 99% mental. It is also referred to as our nations past time.

Hey Calvin, wanna go play some baseball with my black friend?

Calvin like to think about baseball so he dosnt prematurely ejaculate!

Baseball by Tyler36366433 December 15, 2014

street baseball 

The street term for beating the shit outta somebody with a baseball bat. Although the goal is usually just serious injury, extreme cases can result in death. The final, death-dealing blow or a hit to the head is known as a "home run".

I just found out where that cat that fucked up my bro lives, you wanna go play a little street baseball tonite?

street baseball by Staff Sergeant August 20, 2006

eco base 

The Rebel base in the Hoth system in Star Wars Episode V The Empire Strikes Back.

In the event of dirty nerdy talk, pick-up line "Would you mind if I invaded your Eco Base?"

eco base by Travis Sachdeva May 30, 2008

All your base are belong to us 

Engrish for "Your base now belongs to us!" Taken from an old, poorly-translated Japanese Sega Genesis game called Zero Wing.

Cats: That now all your base are belong to us, we let you make your time, for there is no escape! HAHAHAHAAAHAA!

All your base are belong to us by AYB March 7, 2003

baseball 

the sport with the hottest guys in the school on the team. it's great. girls don't even have to really do anything in the stands but watch! no cheerleading or anything. you can write or paint your nails or whatever, and any time you get the need for some mega sexy images, just look up. for some it's especially good because they're lucky enough to have a boyfriend on the team they're watching.

P1: wow, look at that first basemen
P2: ewww, the pitcher is way hotter
P1: fine you take the pitcher but i'd go to home with the first basemen
P2: suit yourself. the whole team is freaking hot, why pick just one?

baseball by drue April 10, 2005